As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
⚠️ WARNING VERY NON PC As per title and YES, although I did sort of 'clean' some of them up as WP wouldn't like it they are still not for the easily offended or for the woke brigade⚠️
1) The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods up north. I said, "We'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway."
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2) Someone knocked on my door and said. "I'm collecting for the old folks home."
I answered, "I gave you grandma last week."
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3) A woman wearing a yashmak rang my door bell yesterday. I didn't open the door. I just spoke to her through the letterbox to see how she liked it.
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4) My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive", but it's hard to be without him.
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5) I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently 'Young Blacks' and 'Romanian Gypos' were not the correct answers.
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6) A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, "Sorry about the wait."
I said, "Don't worry dear, you might lose it eventually."
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7) I couldn't help but notice an ugly kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, "Any change?"
I said, "No, you're still ugly."
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8) Years ago my granny said that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since the doctors are now nearly all Muslims I've found that a bacon sandwich works better!
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9) An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him, "What's wrong?"
The boy says, "Me ma is dead."
"Oh Bejesasus!" Says the man. "Do you want me to call Father O' Riley for you?"
The boy replies, "No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment."
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10) Priest Off https://youtu.be/mEHUzNWnh5M?t=4
Writer's Note ✍🏽
No reader participation for this chapter, for obvious reasons, but you can still vote of course by hitting the 'LIKE STAR' at the foot of the page 🙏🏽
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