As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between potential and realistic?"
His dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then he'd tell him the answer.
The boy goes up to his mum and asks her. She responds, "A million pounds is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great private schools, so sure, I would!"
He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, "Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he's the hottest guy ever!"
Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, "A million pounds? Hell yes I would. I'd be rich!"
When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family's responses, his dad says, "Well son, potentially, we have three million pounds. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer."
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Quick Giggle.
I got a Microsoft advent calendar.... You open too many windows at once and they all shut again for no fucking reason.
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