As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Once upon a time, and far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio, the Physician, claimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pausing, Nick, the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the Physician then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer found Horatio, the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio, the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer...
Oh yes! The moral of the story.......
Pay your debts.
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Quick Giggle
Did you know that Bruno the brown nose reindeer is one of the reserve reindeers? He is always put at the back...... He can run just as fast as Rudolf and the others but can't stop as quick.
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