As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
An old miser is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for £100?"
"Are you nuts?" She replies and walks away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for £1,000?" He asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the clever old miser runs around the next block and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts, just once, for £10,000?!"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, £10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the clever old miser... "Costs too much!"
Quick Giggle.🤭
With snow in the forecast the TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
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