As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Mormons, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, Blondes, Gingers and redheads etc, but it's insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness.....
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
One day, he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.
His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an email explaining the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man received this response email from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.' I love you, too, Ahmed."
At 4pm that day the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son: "Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed".
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly told the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music as that is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, got out and opened the back door.
The Arab Muslim asked him "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered "In the time of the prophet there were no black taxis so piss off and wait for a camel!"
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It is widely believed that Muslim 'martyrs' enjoy rich sensual rewards on reaching paradise.
It was the emergence of Muslim suicide-bombers in the final decades of the twentieth century that transformed otherwise obscure Islamic traditions into a topic of sensational public interest, as well as ridicule. According to these traditions, Muslim men that die waging jihad against the enemies of Islam will be rewarded by Allah in heaven as martyrs and receive seventy-two virgins to enjoy in blissful ecstasy.
The photograph below suggests some of them may be really disappointed with the virgin they received .
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