A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed
to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO
baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris, "What did you do over the weekend?"
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the shit"
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Little Johnny goes to school, and Ms Hall, the teacher, says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate."
Ms Hall smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Then Little Billy speaks up saying, "No, Miss Hall, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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Quick Giggle
"Sex is like playing Bridge –
if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
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Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️
HumorAs the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
