As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Three English football fans on a trip to Scotland to see their team play in a cup game boarded a train just behind three Scots fans, who had only purchased one ticket, that were going to the same game.
Just before the ticket conductor came through, the Scots piled into the toilet at the back of the carriage and locked the door so it showed 'Engaged'.
As the conductor passed the toilet, he knocked and called out, "Tickets, please!"
One of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe the three Scots came out and retook their seats.
The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the three Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time.
Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilets and the Englishmen into the other and locked the door .
Then one of the Scots quietly opened their door and knocked on the Englishmen's toilet door and called "Ticket, Please!"
When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed their door and locked it.
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Quick Giggles.
"I organised a threesome last night..... There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."
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A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."
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Answer to yesterday's teaser.
According to a research at an English university, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter is at the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem. This is because we do not read every letter by it self but the word as a whole.
✍🏽 Is that interesting or what? I realise some of you didn't quite get it so guess not everyone reads the word as a whole...... Is that not so Bhangoo eh? ❤️
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