As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A huge muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The Bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it is really phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously answered this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realised that it was coming from a frog sitting next to the stream. So I picked up the frog and it said, 'Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.'
I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, 'You now have 3 wishes.'
I looked at my scrawny body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! There I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She asked, 'What will be your second wish?'
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream."
She nodded, laid down and beckoned me. We then made love for hours! Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, 'You know, you do have one more wish, what will it be?'
I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?"
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Quick Giggle.
A little boy and a little girl were playing around in a swimming pool. The little boy says "I'm gonna duck you!" The little girl says, "Oh no you're not..... Anyway you can't even say it right."
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