the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Heroes of Skyline Host Segment

E: That was a wild ride. very short.

G: I know, right?

Gyp: I liked those superheroes.

G: Well, Gypsy... Do you and Emily wanna brainstorm what we would've been like as those heroes?

E: Ooh! Well, I think I'd have a gemstone on my head... Which would summon... Like... (struggles) Plot armor.

Gyp: No fair! You took my superpower!

E: And on my left side, I'd have a giant fang sticking out like Octo Queen, with finger rings on it... All over it. Huh? Ehh?

G: That's cool... What would you be named?

E: Mother-

G: If you say Mothercrabber, I will literally punch you.

E: I was joking, Gav. You're barely out of the womb and the only thing you've been doing is threatening me. I was thinking... "EmHook."

Gyp: EmHook? I think I'd have a flashlight for an eye, with black coils that were so big and... My gemstone would be inside my mouth, and I'd have a vacuum cleaner. That would be my power.

G: Mega consumption?

Gyp: My superhero name would be Gypsy.

E: Your superhero name?

Gyp: I'm not very good with names.

G: that's alright-

E: Gavin, what about you? How about-

(Screaming is heard, muffled, from another part of the SOL)

Jonah, Mike, and Tom: WE GOT STORY SIGN!