E: That was a wild ride. very short.
L: I know, right?
G: I liked those superheroes.
L: Well, Gypsy... Do you and Emily wanna brainstorm what we would've been like as those heroes?
E: Ooh! Well, I think I'd have a gemstone on my head... Which would summon... Like... (struggles) Plot armor.
G: No fair! You took my superpower!
E: And on my left side, I'd have a giant fang sticking out like Octo Queen, with finger rings on it... All over it. Huh? Ehh?
L: That's cool... What would you be named?
E: Mother-
L: If you say Mothercrabber, I will literally punch you.
E: I was joking, Lex. You're barely out of the womb and the only thing you've been doing is threatening me. I was thinking... "EmHook."
G: EmHook? I think I'd have a flashlight for an eye, with black coils that were so big and... My gemstone would be inside my mouth, and I'd have a vaccum cleaner. That would be my power.
L: Mega consumption?
G: My superhero name would be Gypsy.
E: Your superhero name?
G: I'm not very good with names.
L: that's alright-
E: Lexsi, what about you? How about-
(Screaming is heard, muffled, from another part of the SOL)
Jonah, Mike, and Tom: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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