the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Asha and Crail- Chapters 3&4

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Crow T. Robot- (C)

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 3

FUTURELAN

C- It's the first time where the heading establishes where we are!

"Bye! We will see you next week! So long!" Asha and the crew yelled as Striper exited the Mothership

T- (falsetto) Hehhh... Bye... Jerk.

onto her planet again. "BY- AHHH!"

ALL- I feel good!

Striper screamed as an electric bus ran over her. "GET HER IN! CRYSTAL! GO!" Asha demanded as they rushed Striper into the engineering room. An hour later, Striper woke up.

L- God, that was quick!

G- Yeah, but from what?

"Oh good. I'm alive." She said. "Now you LOOK like your normal self, you still have the tiger ears and tiger tail. You STILL have human skin, you STILL have plasmas, except under you, you are a robot." Crystal said as Striper looked into her shining eyes. "I know this w-" "I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING THIS WAY! OH JOY! THANK YOU GOD! I AM FREE!" Striper ran out of the room.

T- Context! Yoo-hoo! Pspspspssps, come here, girl! *whistles*

"Free? What do you MEAN free?!" Asked Crystal. "Well, when a Futurelanian is born, (That is me.)

L- The parenthesis...

we get this microbite in us that only the leader can control. By controlling it, she programmed the citizens of Futurelan with microbites to get shocked when we cross an area that is not open to the public. And we all get levitation when we disobey her.

G- Cool, but what do you mean, free?

Anyway, what powers do I have?" Striper said. "Every single power in the world." Rainbow said. "Yup." Said Crystal. "OH JOY! THANK YOU! GRACIAS! OH GOD BLESS FUTURELAN! I AM FREE! OH GOD BLESS THE SOLAR SYSTEM! THANK YOU OH SO VERY MUCH! YAYYYYY!"

C- Striper, God has blessed enough.

T- Yeah, it's my turn!

Striper shouted as she dashed to her room. "Anyway, who's driving the Mothership?" Asked Crystal. "According to my calculations- wait what? Oh, Asha is."

T- (in an announcer voice) And what does that mean for the plot?

ALL- NOTHING!

CHAPTER 4

"EVERYBODY! ENEMY SHIP!" Asha shouted, trying to make out what the ship belonged to. Ummm, that is half the size of our ship! What do they expect, a battle? We can swipe them off our path like a pencil writing on paper!

L- Asha, you are not good at improv.

G- Miss Marinn, what does she mean?

L- I dunno.

Asha thought, clutching the steering wheel with Cosimo on her shoulder. She saw a flag with a acaridian on it with a gun and shield appear on the top of the ship. A speaker came out and started talking. Asha couldn't figure out what it was saying. The only words she heard was: Murs He Lip Ver Lsha N Gail. Do these guys even know english?