the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Asha and Crail- Prologue

Here are the riffers for today's book!

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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ASHA AND CRAIL: THE FIRST ADVENTURES BOOK 1

T- Oh, wonderful, the first.

C- The second's all about their second adventures.

PROLOGUE:

G- Such empty space!

"CRAIL!" Shouted a young alien that had black eyes, and blue skin, and four arms with a tank top, skirt, and ponytail. "WHAT IS IT?!" Shouted Crail, her younger brother, who was the same as her except he had a tank top sweat shirt and shorts, and spiky hair.

L- The future clothing style really disappoints me.

T- They shop at Ambercrombie!

"It's our time to shine! Let's go to the MOTHERSHIP!" Said the alien with a ponytail. "Ok, Asha." Yawned Crail

L- Our main characters, everybody!

ALL- *clapping*

as they rushed to the MOTHERSHIP: A huge ship with a purple stroke and a curved tip on the front that looked like a giant eye with multiple pupils. "Can I please be the captain Asha?" Crail begged as they stepped aboard the MOTHERSHIP.

T- (shouting) thE MOTHERSHIP.

The inside was white and there were pink and blue buttons in the control room, their mom, Sythia, took them on lots of adventures, or trips, through space. They had their room on the ship, a pink side and a green side with two beds on each side, that was their space. Asha did the pink side,

C- How do you "do" the pink side?

she had a desk, an anvil, a few swords and futuristic weapons, and her prized possession: A heart-shaped locket of her family. Her dad, who looked a lot more like Crail, was named Sipho. Her mom on the other side of the picture was half like Crail and Asha. She had spiky hair, and her ponytail made her tip of her hair spiky and she had a ripped skirt and a tank top. In that picture in little Asha and Crail's arms, was their blue and yellow Acaridian Gecko, Cosimo. The gecko was very sweet.

L- Was. Keyword there.

And one day, Asha and Crail wanted to bring Cosimo with them.

L- I tried so, so, so hard to be different and stray away from names like Cosmo.

And as they set foot on the planet, Jupiter, they saw that Cosimo had gone missing. The legend says the gecko like Cosimo was invincible, so there are still hopes for him.

C- No, I'm pretty sure that's just plot armor.

Asha is 101, and Crail is 88. (They NEVER, EVER, AGE.) "ASHA! Look!" Crail called.

G- What?!

"Yikes! I mean, wow!" Asha gawked

ALL- WHAT?!

as she saw her little witty brother flying the ship on his own,

C- Too bad he's only a little witty.

the stars are just what she needs for inspiration. Asha always suggested that there should be a paint job done to the mothership. After all, the purple stroke is SO last week.

G- HEY!

L- She doesn't mean you, Gypsy, it's alright...