the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGTM- Chapter 1 &2

Today's riffers are...

Gypsy (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Joel Robinson (J)

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G- AHHH! What happened? I was just in the theater!

The Horse Gallopers: Team Members

C- Or, for short, HUH-GUH-TEH-MUH.

J- Well, hey guys, its us originals again!

G- JOEL! Yay! This'll be fun!

Chapter 1

Autumn could feel her foal coming,

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

J- Stop that.

and it was coming soon, she knew. The horses were in a trailer. They had been traveling in this trailer for days, almost a month, but not that close. Often, the trailer would stop and the master, who was known as Hilter,

ALL- WHAT?

J- I had no idea Lexsi would stoop this low!

C- Wait, Lexsi's the author? Oh, riiiiight... Yeahhhh...

would pull the trailer to a stop so he could give them food and water. The horses called him Colossus because of the way he treated them.

T- Gesundheit.

But Colossus wasn't all bad. He gave the horses food and water every day, but just once or twice a day. Colossus named all the horses. He named her Autumn because of her golden brown coat and her black mane and tail.

G- Joel! I want that one!

T- These names are so practical.

C- OH OF COURSE!

T- But wait, Joel, if Hitler is alive, wouldn't this make our time period the 1940's?

G- Awwww!

Bronco was a white horse. The five horses were hearing their master talk to a man in a blue coat. (he was coming as well), but the horses sometimes heard their names. The horses were confused because they didn't know what was going on. The little chat turned into shouting, and Autumn whinnied painfully.

T- What an attention seeker!

Misty neighed so loud and wildly that Collosus had to pull over! Misty was neighing to let the master know that Autumn was foaling.

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWW!

They were lucky because the horses and their master were at a meadow, so the horses started to graze. Autumn lay down on the grass and the master came over. "Shhh, shhh, there, there," he said, soothingly, to Autumn. Finally, a few minutes later, the foal was born!

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

J- Hey. Knock it off.

J- Read the story, Gypsy. Can you do that for me?

G- Okay, Mr. Robinson...

"Weird," murmured the master. For he had never seen a blue roan come out of an American Quarter horse. "I shall call this foal 'Illusions'!"

T- Now who the heck names their kid-

"What is the deal with humans?" Autumn exclaimed, "No matter, I will call you Luna!"