the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #2- Part 5

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Mike Nelson (M)

Gypsy (G)

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"Hah! You fool. You can't lay a scratch on me." Silverleaf said, running toward Darkstar, about to pounce. "GUYS! I HAVE BLOOM!" Droplet shouted, trotting with her sister.

E- (a la Silverleaf) "HEEY! I'M MAIN CHARACTER- ARCHING HERE!"

"Bloom, go use your venom." Phoenix said. Bloom shot her venom right onto Darkstar's eye. "AUUUGH! IT BURNS!" Darkstar yowled in pain, falling onto his back. "Now for what you deserve." Silverleaf said. Then, Silverleaf slashed a deadly scar onto Darkstar's underbelly. Darkstar was defeated.

J- Preeetty niiiice!

G- Just like that?

E- This man started spitting out threats, but gets killed from a tummy ache, how sad.

"Silverleaf, can I see you for a sec?" Phoenix asked. "Of course." Silverleaf said.

J- Sorry, is Phoenix the main character, or is Silverleaf the main character?

"Ok, Silverleaf. I think Fawn was the Mudwing who made this scar." Phoenix said, pointing at her neck. "Fawn? NO. Nope. She wouldn't. Unless... no. No. No!" Silverleaf said.

M- WHY IS THIS AFFECTING YOU THE MOST?

"But what's with YOU lately? You keep glancing at Fawn once in a while." Silverleaf asked. Three moons. Have I been doing that? Phoenix thought. "You can't say she is wrong." Said a voice from behind Silverleaf. Fawn.

E- Mission accomplished! Life questions answered!

G- Can we all please go home now?

M- Get back here.

"SO IT WAS YOU!" Phoenix roared at Fawn, who was hissing at Phoenix. "It WAS me! FOR THE PROPHECY!" Fawn shouted. "I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE HATCH TO KILL THE MUDWING AND IT WAS YOU?" "Yes!" Fawn said. Soon, Phoenix was in an epic battle with Fawn. Then, Phoenix finally clutched Fawn's neck. "Do... you... want to know... about..." Fawn choked.

J- (a la Fawn) "Car... Insurance..."

"WHAT?" Phoenix asked. "About... the.. Sandwing... in... the... prophecy!" "A Sandwing?" Phoenix asked. She let go of Fawn. "Pebble. She is the Sandwing. She hatched with me, and ran away. She made Deadwood delete the Sandwing part in the prophecy."

E- So the prophecy was made up! Is this literally Wings of Fire, but with intense suckyness?

G- I wanna go home.

Fawn sighed. Pebble? Phoenix thought.

E- Uh, Phoenix, the prophecy was made up.

Moons, I should go back to my tribe for bone day!

J- Yo! Phoenix! Emily has something to tell you!

She thought again. "Sorry! I need to go." Phoenix said. As she went inside of her den back in Nala, she curled up in one of the corners and started reading old scrolls. Sure enough, there it was. "The Sandwing hatched in Mudwing's mud. Her egg was dripped on by dragon's blood." Phoenix read.

ALL- Nerd.

"Hello?" An unusual voice said at the entrance. "Who are you?" Phoenix perched up, claws at the ready. "Who are you?" The voice asked. "Phoenix. A prophecy dragon. And you?" "Pebble. I'm also a prophecy dragon."

E- Wait, what? They're just accepting- HUH?

M- I mean, I get it, but I kinda don't.

"WHAT? Fawn told me all about you!" Phoenix said. Sure enough, Pebble was a gray-yellow sandwing. "Pebble! Fawn told me SO MUCH about you!" Phoenix said.

J- (giggling) "Now we can make friendship bracelets, braid each other's hair, and tell secrets, and talk about crushes, and boys, and EEEEEEEEE!"

"PEBBLE!" Fawn shouted at the entrance. "Fawn?" Asked Pebble. They both went into a big hug. "I've missed you!" Fawn said. "I want to join the prophecy again." Pebble said.

M- "Wait, you're telling me leaving and joining a prophecy was an OPTION?"

"Well, GOOD!" Phoenix smiled. "We WANT you to join!" "Really?" Pebble asked, smiling.

E- And... No response.

G- Can we please go home?

"BEHOLD, TIGERWINGS OF NALA! Our new queen, WYVERN!"

ALL- WHO?

Shouted an orange and blue striped Tigerwing. Then, Wyvern came out. She was a bluish-orange Tigerwing.

M- Oh, wait, that's a name drop from earlier!

Bengal came up and picked up a crown made out of bones and placed it on Wyvern's head. "Phoenix!" Whispered a familiar voice from the trees. Silverleaf!

E- (a la Phoenix) "Dude, I can't even stay away from you for like, ONE SECOND?"

"Silverleaf? What are you doing here?" Asked Phoenix. "It's a prophecy." Said Silverleaf. "We've found Jade Mountain."

M- Let's get outta here. They did the suspense thing again.

J- Agreed.

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