(Crow enters with Tom. Jonah is observing)
Jonah: Hey, what'd they make you read?
Crow: This is our show now, Jonah. No humans allowed!
Jonah: Well, we literally make your bedtimes, so...
Tom: No humans allowed!
Jonah: We also put you in time out!
Crow and Tom: NO HUMANS ALLOWED!
Crow: you're not budging? Fine with us!
Tom: That's why we made these very signs! (No Humans Allowed signs show up)
Jonah: Well, I'm gonna tell Joel if you-
Crow: Who cares if Joel Robinson moseys on over here and gets us in trouble!
Tom: We are the living proof that robots can have opinions and feelings and can go rouge! Crow, my brother!
Crow: Yes, Servo?
Tom: There is a human being in our sight! Vanquish him!
Crow: Yes, brother!
(Crow tries to scare Jonah out of the room. It doesn't work. Silence)
Tom: Peck him with your beak.
Crow: My beak is too flat. Get over here, Tom.
Tom: I'm not touching him with my mouth! Yuck!
Jonah: Okay! God! If you want me to go, I'll... I'll go. Goodbye and good luck.
(Jonah exits)
Crow: That went well.
Tom: Crow, as the leader of our fellow bot-
Crow: Who made you the king?
Tom: Because I CALLED IT, CROW!
Crow: I called the king telepathically before you were made!
Tom: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
BEEP! BEEP!
Crow and Tom: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
6... 5... 4.. 3.. 2... 1...
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
Fanfictiontitle, pook (also, the pictures dont load)
