The Year Goes By- Host Segment

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(Crow enters with Tom. Jonah is observing)

Jonah: Hey, what'd they make you read?

Crow: This is our show now, Jonah. No humans allowed!

Jonah: Well, we literally make your bedtimes, so...

Tom: No humans allowed!

Jonah: We also put you in time out!

Crow and Tom: NO HUMANS ALLOWED!

Crow: you're not budging? Fine with us!

Tom: That's why we made these very signs! (No Humans Allowed signs show up)

Jonah: Well, I'm gonna tell Joel if you-

Crow: Who cares if Joel Robinson moseys on over here and gets us in trouble!

Tom: We are the living proof that robots can have opinions and feelings and can go rouge! Crow, my brother!

Crow: Yes, Servo?

Tom: There is a human being in our sight! Vanquish him!

Crow: Yes, brother!

(Crow tries to scare Jonah out of the room. It doesn't work. Silence)

Tom: Peck him with your beak.

Crow: My beak is too flat. Get over here, Tom.

Tom: I'm not touching him with my mouth! Yuck!

Jonah: Okay! God! If you want me to go, I'll... I'll go. Goodbye and good luck.

(Jonah exits)

Crow: That went well.

Tom: Crow, as the leader of our fellow bot-

Crow: Who made you the king?

Tom: Because I CALLED IT, CROW!

Crow: I called the king telepathically before you were made!

Tom: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

BEEP! BEEP!

Crow and Tom: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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