the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Chapter 8 and 9

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 7

Prunefoot's Pawspective

War! Oh boy! My first war! Prunefoot started to think. Then, Spikeclan broke into Hollowclan camp.

J- Through the bulletproof windows?

C- RTA is in the past, Joel.

"Spikeclan, there has to be a reason for this disagreement." Prunefoot's mother, Foxstar said. "Oh... I thought you knew." Said the Spikeclan leader, Patchstar. "Eaglewhisker trespassed on Spikeclan territory."

M- That's one sensitive leader!

"What? Elders aren't supposed to leave!" "Which is why we came to fight. ATTACK!" Patchstar pounced on Foxstar, and Prunefoot went to go pounce on the deputy, Talonclaw. Prunefoot seathened

M- SHEATHENED?!

his claws, and scratched a deadly scratch.

C- How could he do that if his claws were seathened?

Talonclaw responded by pouncing on Prunefoot. Prunefoot needed help. "LILYRIVER!" He called. Lilyriver pounced on Talonclaw and got him off. "Take care of the other warriors! You got this!" Lilyfoot said to Prunefoot. Prunefoot focused on a tom that was scuffed up.

M- I remember this being one of the descriptions.

From the looks of him, he looked pretty scathed, and when an enemy is injured, you go for them. So Prunefoot stalked towards the injured tom, and, when he wasn't looking, Prunefoot went POUNCE!

ALL- OW!

on the tom, and out he went. He sank his claws into the tom's chest to make sure he really was dead. Then, from out of nowhere, a flash of silver claws knocked him out. When he awoke, he saw a strong looking Wolfpaw standing over him.

J- Guys, nevermind, the stupid thing's alive...

C- Awww...

Was this a dream? Was he still unconscious? Was this just bad eyesight? WHAT WAS HAPPENING?!?! "Wolfpaw? But - you - HOW?" No, she wasn't dead, she was alive! STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF PRUNEFOOT! "Man, that Greencough REALLY got me knocked out!" Wolfpaw said as she helped her brother up.

M- Yeah it sure did, corpse!

"Oh, all those guys from Breezeclan? Yeah, their CRRRRRRR now." she added as she pretended to slice her neck with her claw.

C- (a la Wolfpaw) "I just thought the audience was wondering, so-"

J- (a la Prunefoot) "What audience?"

C- (a la Wolfpaw) "NOTHING!"

"What?" Wolfpaw asked as she watched her brother staring up at her with wide eyes. "Sorry, but - HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?" "Oh, Lilypaw brought me some strength food to heal me up! And now I'm here! YAY right?"

ALL- (deadpan) Yay.

"Oh.. I - I guess! But you had us all fooled." Prunefoot said. "Wolfpaw, YOU'RE ALIVE!" Foxstar said. "Wolfpaw, you are now WOLFTAIL!" "Yesss!" Wolftail said. As Midnight came, and the fight got harsh.

C- Is this how target's like when they get new Stanley's in stock?

Chapter 8

Wolftail's Pawspective

"Wolfpaw! Eat this!" Wolfpaw heard a faint voice of Lilyriver. "L-Lilypaw?" Wolfpaw asked. "Lilyriver!" Lilyriver said. Wolfpaw messily devoured the food.

M- OM NOM NOM NOM...

And realized that Prunefoot didn't know that she was alive. And after Prunefoot saw, her mother said, "Wolfpaw, you are now Wolftail." Wolftail was glad. Even Blossomingflower, the medicine cat, couldn't believe it. Mom, I gotta win this! You only have ONE LIFE LEFT! Thought Wolftail.

(Gypsy enters)

Gypsy- Tom didn't make it.

J- NO!

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