the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

The Rainbow Orbs- Prologue-END

Today's Riffers Are...

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (R)

Jonah Heston (H)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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R- Oh, great, we're in here again.

M- It feels so closed-in here.

H- At least it's us boys, amiright?

M- YEAH!

L- YEAH!

H- Oh... You're here as well... hmmm...

Prologue

BOOM.

ALL- AHHHHHHHHH!

An explosion with smoke so thick you can see nothing but a light quivering through the fire.

Faint confused voices flooded the air like tiny parasites

As the smoke cleared, a flaming girl was standing there.

The fire traced her hair...

H- And nothing else. See, she just went to the salon...

"It's a devil." One of the soldiers whispered

The girl stood confused, unaware of where and who she was.

"What's your name?" Asked another soldier

Through the red hot flames, the crowd could see her lips moving, trying to think of a sentence.

"A... A..." She started.

R- (a la flaming girl) "A... A... And you thought I was stupid? Jeepers..."

5 people flew down.

"Rainbow Orbs!" Shouted one of the generals.

A girl looked almost like the flaming girl, except her face looked like a human's and the rest was purple electricity.

As for the rest, the boy had only his neck and belly glowing with sunlight.

Same with another girl, but she had vines.

One girl had pink hair, and looked like a human except for her white feathery wings

And the last was another girl with sand flowing down her hair.

"She's one of us." She spoke.

L- Rainbow Orbs... Ugh, it was a good idea, I was just so bad at writing.

"Ashley." The flaming girl finally put together a word

M- Get it? Ash? Ashley?

"Well, Ashley..." The sandy girl smiled, "Come with us, you're our little sister."

M- Nobody?

R- It was good, it's okay.

Chapter 1

81 years later

Ashley fiddled with her hair, and winced as an inch of her legs were formed.

Throughout the years, she had been formed, and her legs were the last things to be formed. They were still in flames.

H- Formed?

L- Like, look normal.

The big closed tunnel at the entrance of her room rumbled.