the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #2- Part1

Today's riffers are...

Emily Connor (E)

Mike Nelson (M)

Jonah Heston (J)

Gypsy (G)

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M- You know, I heard that this was a Wings of Fire fanfiction- hopefully there's no prophecy to keep track of or anything-

Find the Pinewing stolen by two

M and J- OH COME ON!

This Pinewing is an heir, it's true

The Tigerwing wanting to avenge

But watch out though, she seeks revenge.

The Spacewing who as an egg, wailed

The spiky horns and pale patterned scales.

The Willowwing and Nightwing hatch

In an arena battle, it's first match

The Seawing hatched the same night too

The remains of the egg in the warmest blue.

Mudwing that hatched by dawn,

Who lived to the name of Fawn.

Then the Rainwing raised with seawing scales,

With the venom so painful and the sharpest of tails.

Then with all the power you made,

Go to the mountain of Jade,

To find the smartest Nightwing

The answers he will sing

To find the princess who lifts the curse

In the forest deep as the planet's earth.

E- I swear, I hope this isn't a "Hollow Earth" theory, those are so old...

"KIT!" Phoenix shouted. Kit was doing the wrong way of hunting... again. "CROUCH down. Not GO AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE." Phoenix sighed as she crouched down with Kit. "There. A mouse. WATCH." Phoenix growled. "Ok." Kit hissed.

M- (squeaking noises)

Phoenix pounced on the mouse and managed to kill it.

Mike- (mouse) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

"SEE?" Asked Phoenix. "Ok, ok. What about this?" Kit said as he killed a mouse.

E- (other mouse) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

"Good. At least some food to eat for the night." Phoenix said as they trotted toward the den.

J- So wait, the den was there the whole time? They could've ordered pizza or something.

"Mom? Dad? We caught something." Phoenix said as they entered the den. "Oh good." Said Bengal. "You guys should go hunt more at the west ground. I hear prairie dogs are spotted there."

G- NOT THE PRAIRIE DOGS! (sobs)

Mercury said. "Fine. Kit, let's go." Phoenix said, flying out of the den to the west hunting grounds.

E- No, I think over here's the east hunting grounds.

J- Nope- no, wait, nor-eastern.

M- Come on...

G- To the left...

E- NO NO NO... Steady... Steady...

J- There you go!

M- Good job!

"PHOENIX! KIT!" Shouted a Tigerwing with white and black scales and blue eyes. "Siberia! Hi!" Phoenix said, gliding down. "So," Siberia said. "How's hunting for Kit the Cub?" Siberia said playfully as she slid her tail on Kit. "I'm NOT a cub." Kit growled. "Oh? Then what are you then?" Siberia teased. "A Tigerwing." Kit said.

E- So, there's no canonical tribes? Just... New ones?

"Right." Siberia smiled. "My dad said that we should hunt here." Phoenix said. "Really? Wow, I'd doubt that your parents let you hunt a few dragon-lengths away from Willowwing territory." Siberia said, crouching down as she saw a gazelle.

J- (singing) I just don't belong here... I hope you understand...

"By the way..." Phoenix said as she and Kit caught some prairie dogs.

(Gypsy and Emily scream as the prairie dogs)

"What are YOU gonna bring to the festival?" Asked Phoenix. "It's tonight? Wow, I never knew! Who's becoming queen again?"

G- AGAIN?!

M- How much funerals do they HOLD?

Siberia asked. "I think Wyvern. You know, the blueish-white Tigerwing?" Kit said, returning to his big sister as he caught some crow. "Oh her? WOW, WHAT A QUEEN'S PET." Siberia rolled her eyes. "I know, right? 'YES, MY QUEEN, WHATEVER YOU WANT, GRAND EXILED

J- Doesn't "exiled" mean... Like, kicked out or something?

LEADER, YES, QUEEN FLAME.'" Said Phoenix, trying to imitate the sassy, queen's pet Wyvern. Then, a roar was heard in the distance.

M and J- (deadpan) Roar.

"Is that your MOM?" Asked Siberia. "Yes, what do you expect?"

E- (a la Siberia) "Oh, I dunno, a pony?"

Phoenix said as she gathered some of the fresh-kill and took off. "WAIT FOR ME!" Kit shouted as he took off along with Phoenix. I haven't seen Silverleaf since yesterday. Maybe she's getting used to the new life.

M- WHO'S SILVERLEAF?

J- Well, this is the second book... Might've been a good character.

Thought Phoenix as she landed with Kit. "Mom." Phoenix said when she was eating. "Who burned my neck?"

G- This is NOT something that should be brought up at the DINNER TABLE!

M- We should've read the first book.

"Oh, as you know, it was a Mudwing, but it had red-brown scales, and some pure-red eyes. And young, like an early dragonet." Explained Bengal. Strange, that's the description of Fawn.

E and J- Catfight!

But I'll see her tomorrow at the secret place. Maybe I could see and maybe connect the dots. Phoenix thought. "Phoenix, eat your food before you-know-who does you-know-what." Mercury said. Phoenix saw Kit creeping up on Phoenix's food. "Nice try." Phoenix sighed as she wrapped her tail on Kit's legs so he could trip.

(Mike makes some crashing noises) Son of a-

"Eat your own food, scavenger-brain." Phoenix sighed once more. "Go to bed, kids." Said Bengal as she got up. "Yes, mom." Said Phoenix and Kit in unison. Phoenix flew up to the smooth rock ledge, where her "room" was. She never judged it, because she'd rather sleep there than sleep on the bottom. Plus, it had all her things in there. Like some fruit paint, some scrolls, and her necklace that Silverleaf gave her when they first met.

J- Silverleaf seems important... Em, I told you we should've watched Joel and the others read the first book!

E- We'll figure it out!.

Phoenix rested down in her leaf-bed, and fell asleep