the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGTM- Chapter 4-End

Joel Robinson (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 4

"Come, child, I will show you your answers to your questions." Said a familiar, soft, loving voice.

J- B-Bob Ross?!

"Mom? MOM! I thought you were KILLED!" Luna looked up at Autumn. "I was almost killed. But the leopard revealed that she was my long lost friend, Starlift."

C- (a la Autumn) "Don't be alarmed."

"A LEOPARD? FRIEND?" "Yes, you know, before I was in the stables, I used to live in a zoo. The zookeeper put the horse exhibit near the leopard exhibit. Starlift was named for her sparkling eyes. They had a tint of pink.

G- Horses can't see pink!

C- Joel, how does she know that?

J- Well, when George talked about some horse book, I put a hard drive back in Gypsy so she could remember her horse knowledge from long ago.

T- No wonder she finally shut up about ponies for years.

They glistened in the moonlight. She always joked that she was a living star.

T- GAYKENING!

J- Again, how did you learn that word?

But, after 2 years of knowing her, she was taken out of her cage and was put into the wild, I guess. Then, when they found out I was very kind to Starlift, they thought I was wild, too. So they were just about to release me, our master broke in and took me before they loaded me into the truck.

T- Well, naturally this IS the 40's- the animal treatment sucks!

G- YEAH!

Misty was saved, too. I guess that the master was talking to the police, who finally found him.

J- See, that's how the story should've ended for Addie here.

I think the police were talking to him to set us free. Did you notice that the master sounded annoyed that we were set free? That he was shouting?"

C- He got rejected from Horse Handling School!

"Mom, enough with the stories, I am just happy you are alive." Luna drank her mother's sweet, tasty, milk.

T and C- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

G- They're all reuniting!

Still, it has been 2 days since her mom was pounced on, it felt like a zillion years. "But you need to come with me, Nico, Lumina, and other horses and foals we found including Misty. Pack your things." Luna looked outside.

G- Horses don't have thumbs.

There were different horses and foals. It appears that they found an old chariot and horse armor from ancient romans dropped in the jungle. How strange. "Misty, Lumina, Nico, and Luna. Packed?" Autumn asked. "Packed." They said.

J- With what?

Misty used her mouth to wash off the armor in a nearby lake. Misty put on silver armor, and Nico used fruit to color hers blue. They were frustrated that they didn't have human hands. The clips they had to put onto the armor would have been SO much easier.

T- I daresay, I don't think ancient horse chariots would have clips!

"Arrrgh! W-Why can't I just put on this stubborn CLIP!" Luna shouted quietly. "Here, I will do it, get into the chariot." A horse with white spots said as she used the tip of her hoof to clip it on. As they were in the gold chariot, they were ready to go. "ON, MISTY AND NICO!"