the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Spirits Awaken- Chapters 1&2

Today's riffers are...

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Tom Servo (T)

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SPIRITS AWAKEN: Book 1

T- Book one? Oh lord have mercy.

CHAPTER 1

ADVENTURE ACADEMY

MORNING

"I don't know, Nor. I don't know if I can do it. ARGGH." Lex said in frustration as she made her first steps into her new college: ADVENTURE ACADEMY: OPENING DAY! MEET UP WITH MASTER QUINCHI FOR INFO.

J- I have a feeling that the author of these stories just mashed together words for these names.

M- Jonah, she was nine or something.

The sign said. "Awww, it's ok. I mean, I got my spirit animal during my last day of summer here." Nora said as she followed her best friend, Lex.

T- "Lex?"

Adventure Academy is where teens from all over the world get accepted to come and train their forever kept spirit animals. The teens that come here lost their families. And that is what Nora and Lex have experienced.

T- "Lex"?

M- Sorry, teens are going to college?

They were neighbors. Their families heard a sound in the woods and never came back. So, Master Quinchi's dragon, Cupid, got them and took them here!

J- Well! Would you look at that? I hear a sound in the forest! Bye!

M- Okay, get back over here.

"Oh, your ceremony is starting!" Nora shoved Lex onto the red rug, and watched Lex go to the beacon of life. "Now, Adventure Academy, witness as Lexsa Maori gets her spirit animal to train! SPIRITS, SPEAK TO US!!" Master Quinchi and Cupid let the beacon power up, and the students, spirit animals, and masters of Adventure Academy saw a white, shining soul come to the Earth.

T- "LEXSA MAORI?"

J- Sounds and words, man. Sounds and words.

The soul formed itself into a... "WOAH! LEX! OH MY GOSH! IT'S A TIGER!" Nora shouted. The others just clapped. "Now, Lexsa. What is this tiger's name?" Master Quinchi handed the spirit tiger to Lex. The tiger had light, pale blue on her fur, and she had dark blue stripes and white eyes with aqua green pupils. "Indigo. This tiger's name is Indigo."

T- Is it because of the stripes?

M- Context clues.

Lex said. Nora looked down at HER spirit animal. It was a wolf. The wolf was yipping with joy, and was all blue except for her white eyes and cutie pupils. The wolf's name was Jade.

J- No follow-up? No? Okay. The wolf's name was Jade. We leave off on that part.

CHAPTER 2:

NORA AND LEX'S DORM

AND HOUR LATER

"AWWWWW. INDIGO IS SOOOOO CUTE!!!" Nora cooed as Indigo was playing with this little ribbon.

M- See, I find it hard to believe that a TIGER would play with a RIBBON.

"I know. Aren't you, Indigo?" Lex said as she picked up Indigo and the little tiger licked Lex.

T- (a la Indigo) "Your flesh tastes just right! Muahahahahaha!"

"Indigo is the attack type, right? Jade is a flight type." Lex set Indigo down for her sleep. "Yes. I never trained Jade." Nora got her PJ's on, and went to sleep.

J- I never knew this was a pokemon fanfiction.

The next day, it was time for flight type training. As she entered the class. She stood as still as stone.

M- Figurative language...

T- Swing and a miss!

THE ACADEMY HEADMASTER WAS TEACHING HER CLASS! "H-hi, Master Quinchi!" Nora said. Nora looked at Cupid, Master Quinchi's dragon. Cupid was dotted with hearts and was pink. "Since you're here, I will teach you. Now, wave your hands in the air as you hop on Jade's back." Master Quinchi hopped on Cupid and gazed at Nora. As Nora waved her hands, Jade took off. "WOAH! Master Quinchi? HOW DO I OPERATE JADE?" Nora shouted as Jade was flying in circles. "Grab her scruff, and turn!"

M- (a la Master Quinchi) "Remember, do this with as little flight training as possible! It really gets you in the mood once you start taking off your helmet and stuff!"

J and T- (Singing) "Life is a highway... I'm gon' ride it all night long..."

Master Quinchi grabbed Cupid's scruff, and went closer to Nora and Jade. Nora grabbed Jade's scruff, and aimed for a magical obstacle circle whom Master Quinchi summoned.

T- Whom?

M- Whom?

J- Whom?

As Nora was completing her course, she saw a blonde-haired girl and what appeared to be her spirit animal, a dark blue dragon.

J- (whispering) Pay attention.

"Hello, Chloe.

T- (whispering) Pay attention.

You may resume your training from yesterday, this time, use the course." Master Quinchi said.

M- PAY ATTENTION!

Nora screamed as she found out she was not paying attention to the course, she was flying into the forest! She crash landed, and Jade was whimpering by her side. "Shhhh. It's ok." Nora said.

J- (Falsetto) "Wimp."

"Beautiful. Just beautiful." A dark voice murmured. "WHAT IS?" Nora shouted. "A girl who crashed landed a flight type. The flight type whimpers and the girl sobs." The voice sounded closer. "Appeni..." Nora stared in shock.

ALL- FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?