the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Spirits Awaken- Chapters 1-4

Today's riffers are...

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Tom Servo (T)

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SPIRITS AWAKEN: Book 1

T- Book one? Oh lord have mercy.

CHAPTER 1

ADVENTURE ACADEMY

MORNING

"I don't know, Nor. I don't know if I can do it. ARGGH." Lex said in frustration as she made her first steps into her new college: ADVENTURE ACADEMY: OPENING DAY! MEET UP WITH MASTER QUINCHI FOR INFO.

J- I have a feeling that the author of these stories just mashed together words for these names.

M- Jonah, she was nine or something.

The sign said. "Awww, it's ok. I mean, I got my spirit animal during my last day of summer here." Nora said as she followed her best friend, Lex.

T- "Lex?"

Adventure Academy is where teens from all over the world get accepted to come and train their forever kept spirit animals. The teens that come here lost their families. And that is what Nora and Lex have experienced.

T- "Lex"?

M- Sorry, teens are going to college?

They were neighbors. Their families heard a sound in the woods and never came back. So, Master Quinchi's dragon, Cupid, got them and took them here!

J- Well! Would you look at that? I hear a sound in the forest! Bye!

M- Okay, get back over here.

"Oh, your ceremony is starting!" Nora shoved Lex onto the red rug, and watched Lex go to the beacon of life. "Now, Adventure Academy, witness as Lexsa Maori gets her spirit animal to train! SPIRITS, SPEAK TO US!!" Master Quinchi and Cupid let the beacon power up, and the students, spirit animals, and masters of Adventure Academy saw a white, shining soul come to the Earth.

T- "LEXSA MAORI?"

J- Sounds and words, man. Sounds and words.

The soul formed itself into a... "WOAH! LEX! OH MY GOSH! IT'S A TIGER!" Nora shouted. The others just clapped. "Now, Lexsa. What is this tiger's name?" Master Quinchi handed the spirit tiger to Lex. The tiger had light, pale blue on her fur, and she had dark blue stripes and white eyes with aqua green pupils. "Indigo. This tiger's name is Indigo."

T- Is it because of the stripes?

M- Context clues.

Lex said. Nora looked down at HER spirit animal. It was a wolf. The wolf was yipping with joy, and was all blue except for her white eyes and cutie pupils. The wolf's name was Jade.

J- No follow-up? No? Okay. The wolf's name was Jade. We leave off on that part.

CHAPTER 2:

NORA AND LEX'S DORM

AND HOUR LATER

"AWWWWW. INDIGO IS SOOOOO CUTE!!!" Nora cooed as Indigo was playing with this little ribbon.

M- See, I find it hard to believe that a TIGER would play with a RIBBON.

"I know. Aren't you, Indigo?" Lex said as she picked up Indigo and the little tiger licked Lex.