(Joel and Crow are ugly sobbing in the background)
Joel: TOM SERVO!
Crow: Let it out, Joel! LET IT OUT!
Joel: I BUILT YOU WITH MY OWN HANDS! TOM SERVO!
(Mike is alone with Tom as this is happening. He brings ram chips)
Mike: Tom! Tom!
Tom: Wha...?
Mike: You're dead but alive? That's... Weird... But eat this!
(he does)
Tom: OH BOY! I GOTTA SHOW CROW!
(pan to Joel and Crow)
Tom: Hello, everybody! Hello, Crow!
Crow: Tom... Tom Servo's dead...
(Tom punches Crow, knocking him out. Crow immediately wakes up)
Crow: Tom...? JOEL! TOM'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! LOOK! LOOK!
Joel: TOM SERVO! (hug)
Mike: I must confess that I infected him and tried to kill him...
Joel: WHAT?
BEEP! BEEP!
ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
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YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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