WC #2- Host Segment

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(Joel and Crow are ugly sobbing in the background)

Joel: TOM SERVO!

Crow: Let it out, Joel! LET IT OUT!

Joel: I BUILT YOU WITH MY OWN HANDS! TOM SERVO!

(Mike is alone with Tom as this is happening. He brings ram chips)

Mike: Tom! Tom!

Tom: Wha...?

Mike: You're dead but alive? That's... Weird... But eat this!

(he does)

Tom: OH BOY! I GOTTA SHOW CROW!

(pan to Joel and Crow)

Tom: Hello, everybody! Hello, Crow!

Crow: Tom... Tom Servo's dead...

(Tom punches Crow, knocking him out. Crow immediately wakes up)

Crow: Tom...? JOEL! TOM'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! LOOK! LOOK!

Joel: TOM SERVO! (hug)

Mike: I must confess that I infected him and tried to kill him...

Joel: WHAT?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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