WARNING: I COULDN'T THINK OF A WAY TO RESIST THE URGE TO MAKE AN IMPOSSIBLE THING HAPPEN SO FRICK IT I'M GONNA PULL MY FAVORITE LEXSIYETTE TRICK AND MAKE SOMEONE SUFFER MAGICALLY AND LITTLE MERMAIDLLY. (yes I'm stealing jonah's voice muahahahahaha)
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George: Well, auntie Kinga, ready to go home and never bother me again with your... "Oh you copied me! Oh you're a sucky guy!" Well, any last thing to tell your former experiments before I send you home?
Kinga: Actually, yes... (Powers up a device) You all do invention exchanges, right?
Joel: That takes me back.
Max: Well, Kinga here has a good one- it's a mega bubble machine! Boom!
Kinga: It's not that, Max. It's the Seashell Sucker, you idiot.
Max: Well it looks like a bubble machine!
Kinga: Now, I'll use this on my first experiment... Jonah.
Jonah: What?
Kinga: You love riffing, don't you? Well, let's see how well you handle this and I'll get the patent.
Jonah: What??
Kinga: This time... We'll do it. A brilliant mind such as mine deserves money from my moneymakers. You need one thing for riffing out loud and one thing only: Your voice. You know what I'm gonna do with it?
Jonah: Oh god.
Kinga: That's right. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ONLY FRACTION OF SANITY, HESTON! (shoots device)
(Jonah can't speak! His voice is gone!)
George: Oh, you are so bad.
Kinga: I know... But I still hate you.
George: Me too, byeee! (gets Kinga and Max outta here)
Emily: Oh, no, Jonah, it should've been me. You do not deserve going through that.
George: Well! Then you might enjoy escorting him to the story room again... This is surely going to make him a mindless zombie!
Tom: Well, then I'm going, too!
Crow: And me!
BEEP! BEEP!
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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