the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

The Year Goes By- END

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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T- Stupid...

(Crow blows a raspberry)

Chapter 2

"MOM! THE WHOLE YEAR'S GONNA BE MESSED UP! STOP! I MUST GO BACK UP! AND I THOUGHT I SAW A SMIRK - YEAH A SMIRK - ON SUN'S FACE!

T- REALLY? A SMIRK?

BRING. ME. BACK. DOWN!" I roared at my mother. "No. With THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR, ABSOLUTELY NOT. Although, I might HAVE to let you back up there because then we will have to skip this month which will mean MORE SCHOOL young lady." "FIIIIINE!" I said sarcastically.

C- That doesn't sound very sarcastic.

T- Yeah, "Fine" isn't a good word for sarcasm, right, Crow?

C- "Sarcasm" is my middle name.

As I sat in my seat in school, Mrs. Wednesday was looking at me.

T- Isn't your middle name "The"?

"Back already? I don't want to hear the ridiculous story." She said. "I am handing out your report cards today..." She continued. When I looked at my report card, I SCREAMED!

C- In public? No you didn't.

Newyear, January S.

Controlling your month C-

Powers A

Socializing with Weather D-

T- Socializing? You get a grade for socializing?

C- Lexsi's getting an F-.

Homeroom F

Human Interacting B-

T- You didn't scream.

Mom is gonna KILL me! I thought. I was right. "JANUARY NEWYEAR! WHAT CHILD OF MINE WOULD GET SUCH TERRIBLE GRADES!"

C- January Newyear, of course!

Mom shouted. "Yeah? What about MY SIBLING'S grades?" I asked. Then, February came into the room shouting: "MOM! I JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD! I MADE THE HONOR ROLL!"

Newyear, February H.

Controlling Your Month A+

Powers A

Socializing With Weather B+

Homeroom A-

Human Interacting B

C- Considering the fact that this is Februrary... Shouldn't she get an A in human interaction?

T- Oooh! Snap!

"And- What?!" Mom looked at December's report card. At least I'm not the only one. HIS grades are even WORSE. F-'s on EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT!

T- I feel like this shows how much December slacks off because he knows he's getting presents.

Welp, I have a good POWERS grade...

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