the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Transition

Joel: Alright, kiddos.

Emily: (looking up from playing Tetris with Mike) What?

Lexsi: It's time for you to take the wheel in this fanfiction.

Gypsy: What?

Tom: We're really sorry we can't be there.

Jonah: (getting worried) What?

Crow: I promise... You'll make it out in the end.

Mike: (near tears) WHAT?

(Joel, Lexsi, Crow, and Tom slowly back away, the door closing as they make their way out)

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL- WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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