the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Chapter 6

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Jonah Heston (J)

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Chapter 6

"EVERY CAT OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TO THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!" Whitestar announced.

E- Grab your popcorn, folks.

"Squirrelkit and Trunkkit, you are going to become Squirrelpaw and Trunkpaw. Your mentor Spottedfoot. You are gonna be training alongside Lightpaw." Whitestar smiled. "Okay, now, I have a horrible announcement." Whitestar breathed in deeply.

(Lexsi breathes in obnoxiously deep)

"Speckledfur, our own warrior, attacked Stripepaw and plotted to kill Foxpaw, according to Raveneye. So, without further ado, Speckledfur, you are EXECUTED

L- Exiled.

away from Hollowclan! Be gone, traitor!" Whitestar roared. Speckledfur ran off. There. No more Speckledfur.

E- Anyways...

"Now, Stripepaw, Forbiddenpaw, and Foxpaw, your mentor is... Leopardjaw! You three will be training alongside Darthpaw! Wait, Darthpaw, I forgot your warrior ceremony!

E- (a la Whitestar) "I'm such a clutz!"

L- She's got a huge to-do list.

Okay, Leopardjaw, you are training only Forbiddenpaw, Stripepaw, and Foxpaw!" Whitestar said. Darthpaw stared at the leader.

E- (a la Darthpaw) "Am I your father?"

"Darthpaw, you are now known as Darthwing." "Darthwing, how about you take Trunkpaw to train?"

G- She trusts her clan way too much.

Raveneye asked. "Sure, but can I take Foxpaw, too?" Darthwing asked. "Sure." Said Whitestar. "Clan dismissed!" Whitestar added as she hopped off of the Hollowed rock.

G- Yay!

L- Thank God.

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