the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Chapters 3&4

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (J)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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M- Joel? You okay, buddy?

J- I think so...

T- Hey! You can talk again!

J- I can! I can talk again!

C- That means it's time to return his socks, Tom Servo.

T- And to return his wrench, Crow T. Robot.

J- Alright, guys, that's enough, let's all be friends again. I forgive you both.

Chapter 2

M- Hey, look- the author lost track of which chapter she was on!

Lilypaw's pawspective

T- It's also time to take that tarantula out of his pillowcase, Crow.

J- WHAT?

Lilypaw

T- Lilypaw?

saw her mother walk into camp. She rushed over. Her mother hugged her and hopped onto the hollowed rock. "ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES, PLEASE GATHER AROUND THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!" her mother bellowed.

M- Wait, Lilypaw? I thought she was Lilykit.

"Wolfkit, Prunekit, Calicokit and Hollowkit, You may all become apprentices.

J- They can stay kits if they want to.

Calicokit, you are now Calicopaw, your mentor is Trunknose. Wolfkit, you are now Wolfpaw, your mentor is Lightstone. Prunekit, you are now Prunepaw, your mentor is Scaleclaw. And Hollowkit, you are now Hollowpaw, your mentor is Howlingpelt. Clan dismissed!" Foxstar leaped off of the rock, and left Lilykit the only kit in the clan.

M- Now it's LILYKIT!

That night, Lilykit escaped out of camp. She went to the Moonstone and asked, "I am the only kit left in Hollowclan, what should I do?" "Lilykit, I say deal with it,

C- Those are some New Jersian ghosts.

or go tell your mother that she needs to make you Lilypaw." Said her dead grandfather, Spottedfoot. "Grandfather, I can't deal with it.

T- That's some Californian kit.

I-whatever." Lilykit woke up. And came up with a plan no one would think she would think of. "I don't care what my dead relatives say." Lilykit growled at the moonstone. "I'd rather kill Wolfkit and Prunekit myself..."

T- Yeah, all siblings say that, stop thinking you're unique.

Chapter 3

Wolfpaw's Pawspective

Wolfpaw went out training with Lightstone. "Now, remember the ONE THING that you young cats should learn." Lightstone began. "Never, not even once, break the warrior code. For Starclan would be furious."

C- I'm starting to really hate Lightstone.

T- What happened to "kill kill, blood blood"?

"Okay! So, what are we gonna do? Fighting? Hunting? Ooh! TREE CLIMBING!" Said an eager Wolfpaw. "Now, now. Your mother ordered me to show you the territory first." Lightstone grabbed Wolfpaw by the scruff and carried on. After she taught her the territory, they hunted. "Use your paws. Silent paws, they shall be."

C- (a la Yoda) "Use the force, you will."

Lightstone said. "RARRRRRRR!" Wolfpaw hissed and growled and scratched. And she got her first bird. Then, as soon as she got into camp, she got bitten by a fox!

J- (a la Fox) "I'm a bit peckish-"

Lightstone then pounced on the fox and the fox scurried away. "BLOSSOMINGFLOWER! WOLFPAW GOT BITTEN BY A FOX!" Lightstone rushed Wolfpaw into the medicine cat den. Foxstar, Darthwing, Pruneit, and Lilykit all came into the den. "Arrgh. This is the worst case of fox bites that I've ever seen. And is that- RAT BITES?"

M- So... She has a lot of rabies.

Blossomingflower looked closely at Wolfpaw. "My! She has GREENCOUGH too!"

T- (chuckling) Man, she is messed up.

"Do you think she will survive?" Asked Foxstar. "It is a very big chance that she will not." Blossomingpaw quickly covered the bites with cobwebs and fed Wolfpaw some bud root. "Well, I was just about to appoint Calicokit and Hollowkit warrior!

J- Didn't they become warriors last chapter?

And I was going to appoint Lilykit apprentice!" Foxstar said.

ALL- UH OH!