the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #3- Prologue, chapter 1

Today's riffers are...

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Kinga Forrester (K)

Max. (M)

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Rescue Team Academy: Adventurous

Tales: 3

K- 3 as in "book 3?"

L- yeah, you came so late to the party.

PROLOGUE

7 YEARS AGO...

"Tiger soup, anybody?"

L- Cannibalism!

M- So... We riff, huh? How do we do that?

L- It's basically public protests. Speak your mind. Make fun of it.

K- Is that how all my experiments aren't going insane?! Talking in the middle of it? I'm gonna kill them...

Tigerwings asked while she cooked. "YES!" Yelled Tigerwing's twin sister, Tigerfire. "Ahhhh... Nothing is more delicious than my sister's cooking!!!" Yelled Tigii,

L- (a la Tiggi) "Help me."

Tigerwings's older brother. Nobody bothered to look at the kitchen as they ate.

M- Plot building?

L- Nice job!

M- Thank you!

A dog so dirty you can't see his eyes broke in, having stopped time, he took the last remaining soup and said some words, like an old poem the family once heard.

M- "Old McDonald had a farm..."

"Who will save her? She is like lava... Who will see me? You see... Who will be melted? Like Sava

K- Who the hell is Sava?

L- Good job!

K- What?

... Please stop them from solving the prophecy....." He said as the spell finished. He then resumed time and left. As the remaining tiger ate her food, her head burst in flames.

L- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

But she was fine, her eyes started to turn as black as molten rock, her stripes turned the color of red lava. "Tigerfire!" Tigerwings yelled as she looked at her twin. "I AM SUPERFIRETIGER!!! SPEAK NO MORE OF THIS!!!" Yelled at what used to be Tigerfire,

K- "At"? The author of this sucked at grammar.

L- Thank you.

K- Oh... You suck.

She then hopped out the window, with the mysterious dog behind.

CHAPTER 1

THE MOON

(Lexsi inhales, as if reading it with the pause)

PRESENT

Who is that strange lion? Is she the missing one? Is she even a villian? Thought Foxgirl as she looked at the lion below.

M- She has perfect eyesight if she's looking at someone from the moon!

L- Oh, yeah...

"I don't know, but I think attacking is the only way if we want to escape the moon." Said Lapis Lazuli as they got to the snowy ground for the first time in 6 years.