the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Theme

In the not-too-distant future...

Next Sunday A.D...

Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily, and Lex

Found themselves in a twisted scheme!

George gotten a hold of Lexsi's old stories

With plots so bad, just more worse than movies

So with the original gang all wound up and shook

George copied Kinga's idea

And just made 'em read the books!

"I'll put 'em in crazy stories!"

"The worst of all finds!"

"They'll have to sit and read them all"

"And they'll drop it and lose their minds!"

Now keep in mind, they can't control

When the books begin or end

So they'll have to keep their sanity

With the help of their robot friends!

ROBOT ROLL CALL

CAMBOT! (Action!)

GYPSY! (Lookin' Good!)

TOM SERVO! (Oh, you!)

CROOOOOOOOOOW (Okay, buddy-)

If you're wondering how they eat or breathe and other science facts

Just repeat to yourself "It's just a book"

I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000!