the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Asha and Crail- Chapter 1&2

Lexsi Marinn- L

Crow T. Robot- C

Tom Servo (T)

Gypsy (G)

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CHAPTER 1

"Wow! Look! OOOH!" Crail exclaimed in awe as they flew past the galaxy called, well, Africa. They call it Africa because of the redish orange dusty stars that the aliens on the planets see.

L- Their only ideas for galaxies came from the almanac.

"I never saw that in YEARS. Look at that FUTURELAN!" Shouted Crail, making the ship move towards a glowing neon pink, green, and orange planet. The weird thing about Futurelan?

T- Uh, nobody knows who "africa" is??

All the aliens there are half CAT.

G- Ohhh, cute!

As Asha ordered Crail to stay on the ship, she peeked outside. All of the citizens there made her very shy. But she took a wonderful deep breath and took a step onto the smooth, robotic, ground. As she looked both ways to cross, she saw a 100% speed hoverboard with a human with tiger ears and a tiger tail came from her left BLAZED by.

T- Lexsi, I'm confused- how does math work in this world you made? Just how fast is 100% speed?

L- Well, if you think about it... 50% speed is probably half of the energy source's power... Then 100% speed is the end of time!

C- But does 100% speed mean a hundred em-ph?

T- "Em-ph"?

C- Yeah. M-P-H. Em-ph.

L- We'll talk later.

"Crail! GET BACK HERE!" Asha shouted as Crail jumped out the ship and hung onto the hoverboard. The human with tiger ears and tiger tail stopped the hover board and dragged Crail towards Asha.

T- Scarlet Johanssen, everybody!

ALL- *claps*

"This yours? OMG! IS THAT A SPACESHIP!? Can I be in your crew? My name is Striper."

Tom and Crow- STRIPPER?

L- STRIPE! ER!

G- STRIPPER?

L- STRIPER!

Said the human with tiger ears and tiger tail. "Sure! I am the weapon maker, and Crail here is the captain!" Asha said as Crail looked at her and hugged her tight.

T- (falsetto) "Oh! I'm gonna kill you for that!"

"Can I be Captain's guard? I have plasma blasters!"

Crow- HIRED!

Said Striper. "Do you have an idea of where to go?" Asked Crail. "Aquadoria!" Shouted Striper.

CHAPTER 2

"Aquadoria, there it is." Said Asha holding onto the spaceship as her and Striper were making Striper's new room. As they finished, they jumped off the spaceship onto a, well, nothing! The entire surface of Aquadoria was made of water!

G- Ohhh, AQUA! That makes sense.

As Striper put on her water helmet, she dived in with Asha and Crail. There, so down deep in the water, was the CORE. The first ever cooled down core in the galaxy! At their left, they saw two mermaids writing quickly on waterproof construction paper. ¨Bubbles! Come back!¨ Shouted a mermaid with a pink tail chasing after a gecko... Cosimo! ¨OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU FOR FINDING COSIMO!¨ Asha shouted. ¨I TOLD you it was an Acaridian Gecko, Rainbow.¨

T- A mermaid named Rainbow? Now I know for sure a 9-year-old made this!

Sighed a mermaid with a purple tail. ¨CRYSTAL! SPACESHIP!¨ Rainbow shouted as Crystal and her looked at the Mothership. "Can we be in your crew? We could be the engineers!"

C- HIRED!

Shouted Rainbow. ¨Sure! Crail here is our captain, Striper is our lead guard, and I am the weapon maker.¨ Asha said. As the new recruits stepped into the hovering ship, they built their room in .2 seconds. "WHOA. That was pretty fast, mermaids!"

ALL- Preeeetty niiiice!

cried Asha. "Yeah, we were born that way."

T- Sonic the Hedgehog, everybody!

ALL- *clapping*

Crystal said, getting situated in her new room. "Man, am I getting homesick! Can I be returned to my planet? I will still be on your team. How about a little dropoff?" Striper said as she was twitching her tail.

C- (falsetto) "Godammit, we'll get there when we get there!"

"Sure!" Said Asha.