the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

ERROR...

(Lexsi is waiting in the theater)

Lexsi: Where are they? Everyone's taking so long...

(A familiar voice echoes through the SOL)

Kinga: CURSE YOU, GEORGE! CURSE YOUUUUUU...

(Two figures come into the theater)

Max: Hey! It's the new guy!

(Kinga and Lexsi look at each other)

Lexsi: Who are you?

Kinga: You don't know who I am?! I'm Kinga Forrester! The greatest Mad to ever exist!

Lexsi: Oh! You're George's aunt! I'm Lexsi Marinn- his experiment.

Max: I'm Max! Nice to meet you.

Lexsi: Yooo.

Kinga: Wha- George got a kid?

Lexsi: I'm 14, there's a big difference.

Kinga: George kidnapped a kid to be his experiment...

Kinga: That's...

Kinga (Max): Genius! (Stupid!)

Max: I said genius. I said genius.

Kinga: What movie are we watching today, Marinn? Mac and Me? Beyond Atlantis? Ohhh... Munchie?

Lexsi: We're reading today.

Kinga: WHAT?

Lexsi: George got some old stories I wrote when I was like, nine, and now he's forcing us to read them.

Kinga: Using your own embarrassing past to break you? He's such an idiot (to Max) Write that down!

Lexsi: Are you good at riffing?

Kinga: Shut up.