the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Heroes of Skyline- Prologue-End

George: Well! That was just a taste of these stinkers I have today. I hope you don't mind if I... BOOP!

Today's riffers are...

Emily Connor (E)

Gavin Martin (G)

Gypsy (Gyp)

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Prologue

Gyp- Emily?

E- GPC?

G- It's... Gypsy.

E- Oh.

"Hello, I would like to listen to your story about the heroes of the skyline." Said a teenage girl with brown hair. "Ah. What is your name?" Asked a girl in a white cloak. "Cleo. Cleo Stavinge." Said the teenager.

E- Stavinge? What is this, the Urban Dictionary?

G- I know, right? I think that's the word for "stink" or something.

Gyp- So... Cleo Stinks?

E- It stinks! Haha.

G- Shut up.

E- Okay.

"A long time ago, there was a gem sphere, all the gems had different parents, 10 years later, when they were born, they had to find some secrets.

G- I hate this song...

E- THIS WASN'T ON MY PLAYBILL!

Before that, Octo Queen said she had a prize, the parents had to fight through Willow, or meet their ultimate demise, after they fought, they had to enter their little gem on their bodies."

E- Steven Universe?

"What is that?"

"It is something on them that they summon weapons that would cost a lottery."

G and E- So... Steven Universe.

"Tell me more."

"Anyhoo, oh my, the story is long, this could take hours."

Gyp- Okay!

G- Woo-hoo!

E- Gosh, I thought it'd last forever!

G- Let's get a coffee or something, shall we?

E- We most certainly shall!

"It's okay, I am not in a rush to tell me all and about their powers."

G- Oh, come on...

Gyp- So close...

E- Alright, back in our seats, it goes on.

"Okay, have a seat, and I will tell the story of fateful frowns and grins,"

"Okay!"

"We start in the Octo Dome, where our story begins..."

ALL- Spooky!

Chapter

Willow was having a hard time trying to give every gem the Willow Effect. (This Willow Effect happens when Willow shoots a large amount of black power-dust onto a parent's gem.)

E- Who, what, when, and HOW?

After all the spots on the gem sphere were filled. Willow went to her queen, Octo Queen. "My queen," She sighed. "All of the parents filled in their hole. I only gave the Willow Effect to Rose, who is giving life to Daisy."