George: Well! That was just a taste of these stinkers I have today. I hope you don't mind if I... BOOP!
Today's riffers are...
Emily Connor (E)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Gypsy (G)
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Prologue
G- Emily?
E- GPC?
L- It's... Gypsy.
E- Oh.
ALL- GIRLS NIGHT!
"Hello, I would like to listen to your story about the heroes of the skyline." Said a teenage girl with brown hair. "Ah. What is your name?" Asked a girl in a white cloak. "Cleo. Cleo Stavinge." Said the teenager.
E- Stavinge? What is this, the Urban Dictionary?
L- I know, right? I think that's the word for "stink" or something.
G- So... Cleo Stinks?
E- It stinks! Haha.
L- Shut up.
E- Okay.
"A long time ago, there was a gem sphere, all the gems had different parents, 10 years later, when they were born, they had to find some secrets.
L- I hate this song...
E- THIS WASN'T ON MY PLAYBILL!
Before that, Octo Queen said she had a prize, the parents had to fight through Willow, or meet their ultimate demise, after they fought, they had to enter their little gem on their bodies."
E- Steven Universe?
"What is that?"
"It is something on them that they summon weapons that would cost a lottery."
L and E- So... Steven Universe.
"Tell me more."
"Anyhoo, oh my, the story is long, this could take hours."
L- Okay!
G- Woo-hoo!
E- Gosh, I thought it'd last forever!
L- Let's get a coffee or something, shall we?
E- We most certainly shall!
"It's okay, I am not in a rush to tell me all and about their powers."
G- Oh, come on...
L- So close...
E- Alright, back in our seats, it goes on.
"Okay, have a seat, and I will tell the story of fateful frowns and grins,"
"Okay!"
"We start in the Octo Dome, where our story begins..."
ALL- Spooky!
Chapter
Willow was having a hard time trying to give every gem the Willow Effect. (This Willow Effect happens when Willow shoots a large amount of black power-dust onto a parent's gem.)
E- Who, what, when, and HOW?
After all the spots on the gem sphere were filled. Willow went to her queen, Octo Queen. "My queen," She sighed. "All of the parents filled in their hole. I only gave the Willow Effect to Rose, who is giving life to Daisy."
L- (a la Octo Queen) "Yes, and... Why should I care?"
"And I suppose you have A LOT of excuses for each parent?" Octo Queen said. Octo Queen had tentacle hair and lots of tentacle legs.
G- So like... Ursula?
She had glowing white eyes, a fang on her right side, she had a gemstone on her right side,
E- So is the fang poking OUT of the gemstone or...
and she had a necklace with a single pearl on it to make her do who knows what. Willow had black everything except the skin. "But I want you to do me a favor. Alios is waiting to insert his gem. As my husband, he is going to help me rule the world. So give him the Willow Effect as he walks." Octo Queen ordered. "ROGER!"
L- BART!
Willow dashed down the hall. She always wanted to give the Willow Effect on Alios. Alios was the first ever Warrior. Warrior is his hero name. His gem was on his right side on his hand and with it, he summoned a silver and gold sword. As Alios stepped into the room with Octo Queen, Willow jumped toward Alios and finally gave him the Willow Effect.
E- Mind-bending performance, guys.
L- So entertaining.
Alios fell and inserted his gem. He then died like all the other parent-heroes. Except Octo Queen. Since she was a queen, once she inserted her gem it grew back. Her gem was a pink and light green one. With the gem touched, she summoned a white light power. She gotta shoot it if necessary. As she walked out of the room, she was thinking of names for her daughter that was about to form. Then she thought of ONE: Olivia Octo.
G- BEEP! BEEP!
E and L- MC ALERT! MC ALERT!
G- BEEP! BEEP!
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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