the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Transition

(Jonah, Emily, Joel, and Mike are fanning themselves, out of breath.)

(Lexsi enters and joins them)

Lexsi: hey...

Mike: How come we're riffing so much? it's like a mini workout...

Emily: And we're sitting the whole time.

Jonah: I thought the gauntlet was bad.

Lexsi: I want your fan.

Mike: Get your own!

Lexsi: You're looking at the person who riffed an entire unfinished book by herself. Fan. Gimmie.

Mike: No!

Joel: Mike Nelson...

Mike: Fine.

BEEP! BEEP!

(all groan)

Crow: Hey, we can take this one if you want.

Joel: Why, thank you, Crow. You're being very nice.

Crow: Gypsy told me to say that.

Humans: Go.

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