the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Chapter 2 & 3

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Jonah Heston (J)

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"MAY ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CLIMB THE HIGHEST OF TREES COME TOGETHER BY THE HOLLOWED ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!" Whiestar shouted. All of the cats, including Stripekit and Foxkit, came to the rock that was a hollowed rock.

E- If one more cat is added to the top of the rock it's gonna cave in.

Whitestar took a deep breath, and began. "Foxkit and Stripekit, you two have survived six moons, and are due to become apprentices." Whitestar's voice sounded calm, but bold. "Stripekit, you are known now as Stripepaw, and Foxkit, you are known now as Foxpaw. May Hollowclan be with you, and may Starclan approve my choice.

L- You know, this is coming from a true warrior cats fan, but StarClan should be with you and approve your choice.

E- She doesn't really have a choice because that's the rules, right?

L- Yeah...

Stripepaw and Foxpaw, your mentor is Speckledfur,

L- NOW StarClan should approve of your choice.

you will be training alongside Forbiddenpaw. Clan dismissed!" Whitestar hopped off of the hollowed rock, and every cat surrounded Stripepaw and Foxpaw.

G- Oooo, they're training alongside a blind guy.

"Hey, Stripekit and Foxkit!" Shouted Speckledfur. "Training starts TOMORROW at dawn. Don't be late!" Speckledfur stomped into the warrior den. "Woah, we are apprentices, time to get into our den..."

L- (in an over exaggerated beach boy voice) "Woh, bro, we are like, apprentices, man, time to hop on over to our radical den, fam."

Foxpaw said. "Hey, sorry about what happened back there..." Forbiddenpaw said. "Just... Speckledpaw

G- Fur.

E- Well now who the hell is that?

CHAPTER 3

"Up and at 'em!" Speckledfur shouted at Foxpaw, Stripepaw, and Forbiddenpaw. As the four cats trotted out of camp, they learned the scents of the clan life, hunting, and Stripepaw's favorite lesson was fighting.

E- Of course, because she's an independent girl.

Speckledfur stood amazed at Stripepaw's skills. And Speckledfur liked the way Foxpaw handled the border.

L- (a la Book) "I guess Foxpaw was there too."

Forbiddenpaw liked to climb, and he had this rare talent of knowing the certain trees that they passed.

E- Rare? Anybody can get one of those leaf identifying apps, buddy.

As the day ended, Stripepaw entered the nursery, where she once lived when she was a kit. All she wanted to do was to say hello to her mom, Grouseflight. But she didn't see her mother. She went to go ask Eaglewhisker where her mother was. "Oh, my. I thought you knew, Stripepaw." Eaglewhisker yawned. "What?" Stripepaw asked. "Unlike other clans, Hollowclan members say that once that one kit and all it's littermates become apprentices, the mother has to become an elder.

L- Woah, they just give up on everyone once they've got kids?

G- That's mean!

L- Yeah.

So, look into the elders den." "Okay..." Stripepaw said. "Mom?" "Stripepaw!" Grouseflight ran over to Stripepaw, giving her some grooming.

E- WOAH!

L- It's a cat thing, Em-

E- Yeah, I know, but with that wording?

Before Stripepaw returned into her den, she trotted into the warrior's den, where she saw Startchploom, her father gazing up at her, smiling.

E- What? Sorry, I thought, like three newborn kittens would emerge.

L- Oh, you mean like in those cheesy coming-of-age films where the mom has just given birth?

E- Yeah!

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