Today's riffers are...
Jonah Heston (H)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Joel Robinson (R)
Emily Connor (E)
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H- Oh my god I don't think we'll get any sleep for a week.
R- Lex, anything we need to know?
L- Oh... Buckle in.
Rescue Team Academy: Adventurous Tales: Book 1
E- I'm just being nitpicky, but that line goes absolutely nowhere.
Prologue
"Eclipse," Said a grey cat with bright, beautiful green eyes. "Yes, Peridot?" Asked Eclipse. "Are you worried that people will find out about our powers?" Asked Peridot.
H- Is this a good old book about being the only supernaturals
L- No.
It was a dark night. One of the rarest sights in (I HAD TO REMOVE THIS BECAUSE IT WAS MY LAST NAME) Street was two stray animals. People on that street LOVED their animals. In fact, the town was loving their animals because of RTA, the town's superheroes.
E- Lex, this is the story that you're always talking about?
L- This was the concept. The actual story I'm making right now? Way better.
The team consisted of a tiger technician with blue wings.
R- Tigerwings?
L- You remembered!
But yet, the most fierce. Then a half fox, half cheetah, who was the leader.
R- Foxgirl?
L- Yep!
But the most surprising was a T-rex guardian.
R- Dinoboy?
L- You're the best!
Which of whom, they could maybe just meet these rare stray animals.
H- That sentence makes no sense at all.
Chapter 1:
A Terrible Fight At The HQ
L- it's not that terrible.
"I told you! We need to check the town AGAIN!" Shouted a very angry Foxgirl. "You COULD just agree with me Foxgirl" Growled Tigerwings. "There's no STRAYS left! WAKE UP!"
H- (mockingly) there's no STRAYS left! WAKE UP!
"As leader of the Rescue Team, I declare that we CHECK THE TOWN AGAIN FOR MORE STRAYS!" By the four K-9's of Fox Foregiens!
L- Ah yes, for-eh-gee-ans.
Thought FoxGirl. "WE DON'T NEED TO!!! I THINK THE CITIZENS ALREADY HAVE IT COVERED" Shouted Tigerwings. Oooooohhhh, I COULD JUST KILL HER. But Foxgirl used her mind reading.
R- But Foxgirl used her mind reading? That solves everything!
"Trying to kill me? OH! RIGHT! I'M THE LEADER! YOU PROMISED TO BE LOYAL! SHOULD I JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE?!" She said sarcastically. "Wipe the sarcasm off your mind or I will do it FOR you."
E- I remember there being a smirk involved in that saying but okay.
Growled Tigerwings as she grabbed her own leader and SHOVED
H- NO WAY, SHOVED?
her to the hard ground. Before Foxgirl could strike back, it went dark, and about one hundred gemstone spikes went straight through their force field AND their bulletproof windows.
L- The security measures are kind of basic for a superhero base.
Something is coming. Thought Foxgirl. We just don't know what. Just like that, the door opened.....
R- I really needed the visual representation of the gemstone spikes, thanks.
H- That's not really a spike.
Chapter 2: The Arrival
"Who-who-who's there?" cried Tigerwings.
L- I thought you were the most fierce, Tigerwings, hmmm?
"My dear friend Eclipse heard disagreement in this place. So me and her decided to do a little... well, visit." Said a grey cat with the green eyes. "Yes. This is Peridot. For we come in peace. But if there are any other fights, there may be consequences." Said Eclipse.
H- Hall monitors, am I right?
"Yeah? Like what?" Growled Foxgirl. "I am beyond sorry, but you will experience them now. Peridot?" Asked Eclipse. Just then, Peridot held her paw up,
E- (a la Peridot) "Eclipse can smell your future!"
and Foxgirl watched helplessly as Tigerwings got trapped in a gemstone sphere. Eclipse's turn now. She opened a magical portal and pushed Foxgirl into the portal. Where did it lead? The Arctic.... She did not see anything but one word written in the snow. She formed wings and flew up to look.
L- "Sush... It... Oh, I sat on the s and h!"
She was surprised and confused when she saw the single word. Because it was a clue.
E- Okay, Sherlock!
The word said... "Luna".
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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