the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Host Segment

(Mike is shown as the leader of ShadowClan. A nasty, tough guy)

(Tom is Songstar)

(Joel and Crow are off to the side as spectators)

Tom: Leader of ShadowClan...

Mike: WHAT?

(Tom lowers, as if getting down on one knee)

Tom: Will you allow my clan to merge with yours?

(Mike becomes vulnerable)

Mike: Omigod, really?

Crow: She's not good enough for you!

Tom: I mean it.

(Mike starts crying and nods)

Mike: Yes...

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

(Joel starts coughing)

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