the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Opening

George: Hello.

Joel, Jonah, Mike, Emily, and Lexsi: AAAAAH!

George: Shut up! It's not like you haven't been in this situation before- making fun of crap-worlds.

Mike: Yeah, but... We just... Never really got tied up with four other people while doing so.

Joel: What's this all about?

George: My name is George W. Forrester... And I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Emily: Forrester? This makes sense...

George: I have gotten a hold of Lexsi's old books from her childhood...

Jonah: Who?

Lexsi: Me. (Sighs) He's my mad.

Emily: I feel so bad for you.

George: ANYWAYS, now... I'll make you all read these stories. I might separate your teams and make you all work together. Not that you can... These are so bad. These are so mind numbingly terrible that after this... You'll all leave with broken wills and crushed Spirits, adding onto your obedience towards ME!

(George holds up a button)

George: The first experiment is for Lexsi Marinn and those robot pests... Enter the nightmare-fuled world of... ASHA AND CRAIL!

Lexsi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!