the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #2- Part 3

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Emily Connor (E)

Gypsy (G)

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"WHAT?" Shouted Obsidian. "Blizzard Stone, can you make sure these dragonets don't do anything foolish? I have a hatchling to meet." "Yes, Obsidian." Said Blizzard Stone. "And Phoenix. Come." Obsidian said.

E- Wow, she trusts people too easily!

"Yes, Obsidian." Said Phoenix, trotting after Obsidian. Isn't she supposed to RUN to the baby

Gypsy: Hatchling.

? Isn't she worried? Thought Phoenix. As they got there, Obsidian picked up the baby

Gypsy: It's called a hatchling!

M: It's okay, Gypsy.

, and handed it to Phoenix. "Why'd you give him to me?" Phoenix asked. "Softly breathe fire on the hatchling's belly to keep him warm. We usually do it over lava, but this one is clumsy." Obsidian ordered.

E- (pretending to be an officer) "Yeah, no, boys, this is the one."

Phoenix took her first look at the hatchling. It looked just like Obsidian, but it had a little speck of brown on his head. "Hi there." Cooed Phoenix. The hatchling did a little yip. "Excuse me." Said Cobblestone, picking up the hatchling. "It's warm. Captain Obsidian, what is his name?" Asked Cobblestone. "I've always liked the name Tahitian Pearl. It is a black gem, but he's a boy..." Obsidian said. "How about

M- Smash Lampjaw.

G- Smoke Manmuscle!

J- (to Emily) What are they...

E- I don't know.

Uranium?" Obsidian asked. "Wonderful. Uranium it is!" Cobblestone said. "Wait. You're not gonna send him away NOW, right?" Phoenix asked. "Of course not! He is gonna stay with us for a week, and then... welp, we send him to you-know-where."

G- Heaven?

J- Jail?

E- Asylum?

M- Well, which one?

Cobblestone said. "Come on, hatchlings. Time for feeding time. Go show the newcomers how we eat." Cobblestone said. The other dragonets followed them along with Phoenix. All the hatchlings sat down, and ate.

ALL- Ate what?

Phoenix noticed that Silverleaf sat down, and shoved the food off of the rock. What is the food, you ask?

ALL- Yes.

Bugs. Just bugs. "Good gracious. That hatchling over there with the brownish-black scales is called Black Pearl.

J- That deserves a "good gracious?" I was thinking more of a "lookie here".

Her mother raised her first week in the South Shaft. Then she came here. Imagine what a mess she would have been if she stayed there." Obsidian whispered in the dragonet's ears. "Welp. We'd better get going." Silverleaf said.

M- (a la Silverleaf) "Haha, to a place where we know what people are talking about... Bye..."

"Safe travels." Said the Rockwings. And off they went.

M and E- (singing) Into the woods! Into the woods! Into the woods and out of the woods!

"I feel terrible. Those Rockwings are STUCK there. And the scrolls are... outdated." Sighed Nightbreaker as she landed with the others. Strange. Why is the Pine Forest so quiet? Thought Phoenix.

M and E- (singing) AND HOME BEFORE DAWN!

"I don't know." Said Fullmoon. Shoot. Why am I not aware of powers? Phoenix thought again. "Maybe you are just an adventurer." Said Fullmoon. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" Phoenix roared, unseathening her claws.

M- Jeez!

J- You're on edge, man!

Silverleaf laughed. "Fullmoon is LITERALLY like Midnight when I met her." She said, "Right." Phoenix said, seathening her claws. "GUYS!" Hissed Pinecone from a little pebble in the ground.

E- Is that a bad metaphor for being too quiet?

M- Who the hell is Pinecone?

"WOAH! Pinecone, why is your GIGANTIC HEAD sticking out of a LITTLE PEBBLE???" Phoenix said.

E- Nevermind, it's literal.

"Right, why are you doing that?" Tidepool asked. "YOU GUYS!!" Silverleaf growled as she stepped in front of the little crowd. "What? We are just saying." Fawn said. "DUDE!" Silverleaf said, she pointed her paw to her head and pointed it to Pinecone.

J- (a la Silverleaf) "We're both schizophrenic, remember?"

"Oh. Right. Animus." Said the others. "THANK you!!" Silverleaf and Pinecone said. "Come into the pebble cave." Pinecone said. "Why?" Asked Nightbreaker. "Darkstar has awoken." Pinecone said.

G- I get that it's supposed to be exciting, but.... Who's that?

M- I don't know.