the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #1- Prologue, Chapter 1

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Jonah Heston (J)

Gypsy (G)

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Hollow Clan members:

LEADER: Whitestar: A fluffy she- cat with a white pelt.

DEPUTY: Ravenear: A rude tom with an all black pelt.

MEDIC CAT: Flowerpelt: A grey and white she-cat. (TRAINING BLOSSOMPAW)

WARRIORS:

Speckledfur: A leopard tom with brown speckled spots all over him. (TRAINING FORBIDDENPAW)

Leopardjaw: A kind she-cat that is the fastest in the clan (TRAINING DARTHPAW)

Hillrise: A calico she-cat with a good sense of humor. (TRAINING LOVEPAW)

Starchploom: A handsome tom, father of a kit. (TRAINING GRASSPAW)

Spottedfoot: A cheetah tom, the shortest of the warriors. (TRAINING LIGHTPAW)

APPRENTICES:

Lovepaw: A calico she-cat

Grasspaw: A curious black tom

Bloomingpaw: A smart and kind white she-cat.

Darthpaw: Mysterious black tom.

Lightpaw: Believes greatly in Starclan, she-cat.

L- She doesn't look like anything, she just is very religious.

Forbiddenpaw: A half blind tom.

QUEENS:

Gorseflight: A mother of a kit, mates with Starchploom.

Snowpelt: Mother of twins, single mother.

Eaglewhisker: Mother of two, expecting a third.

KITS:

Stripekit: A fierce and brave tiger she-cat. (MOTHER: Gorseflight)

Foxkit: A calm and friendly she-cat. (MOTHER: Eaglewhisker.)

Scalekit: A crazy and wild tom. (MOTHER: Eaglewhisker)

Squirrelkit: A peaceful and cautious she-cat. (MOTHER: Snowpelt.)

Trunkkit: A brave tom. (MOHER: Snowpelt.)

ELDERS:

Blindeye: An injured tom with stories to tell.

Moonnose: Blindeye's mate, a she-cat with surprises.

E- With surprises? Wouldn't it be a surprise if there were more pictures?

PROLOGUE

Faint screaming and shouting filled the tabby's ears, rolling around, she could see the distant light. Now, all she could see was a light,

ALL- YAY!

some light,

ALL- Huh?

and then darkness followed.

ALL- Awww...

The first vision cleared, it was a tabby, her mother. "Gorseflight, she is remarkable." Said a tom. "Did you give birth, Gorseflight?"

E- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Asked a white pelted she-cat. "Yes! It is a girl!" Said Gorseflight. "Beautiful, I shall name this kit Stripekit." Said the white pelted she-cat. "Stripekit, hi! I am your mother, this is your father over here, his name is Startchploom. That other cat is Whitestar, your leader."

L- That's too much information for a ten second old!

Gorseflight talked to Stripekit calmly. Then, a week later Stripekit gazed over to a reddish-white kit looking sad, and all alone. Stripekit trotted over. "Hi! I am Stripekit! Who are you?" Asked Stripekit. "I-I

E- And the shy kid's stuttering. Beautiful.

am Foxkit, I was born a moon ago."

L- (a la Tom Servo in EP 1) "Wonderful!"

Said the reddish-white she-cat. "Cool! Do you have any siblings?" Asked Stripekit. "See that tom over here? That is my brother, born yesterday.

E- (a la Tom Servo in EP 1) "Terrific!"

His name is Scalekit." Foxkit said. And so, the two cats became friends.

CHAPTER 1

"Hey! Rabbit or mouse?" Asked Foxkit one day, waking up Sripekit. It had been five moons since they became friends. "Rabbit, by a mile!" Stripekit gobbled up the rabbit.

G- What a healthy kit!

"Really? For me, it's a mouse."

G- Wimp? Is that the word?

Foxkit chomped down on some mice. Then, some half-blined tom came into the nursery. Foxkit's eyes widened.

E- (a la Foxkit) "People can have medical issues?"

"Relax, Foxkit, it's Forbiddenpaw, an apprentice." Stripekit laughed. Stripekit could tell that Forbiddenpaw had a tiny smile on his face.

L- It's just tiny. That doesn't mean he likes you.

G- DUN DUN DUNNNN!