the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGATR- Chapter 4-END

Mike Nelson (M)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

--------------------

L- I don't think I'll be able to recognize Emily anymore...

Chapter 4

Tiffy sat down in a cove and howled a cracky howl.

M- That means she's sad.

Then, she heard some noises. Clip, clop, clip, clop. Horse hooves! They are coming this way! Thought Tiffy, as soon as she trotted away fastly, the horse catcher grabbed her by the tail, and screams echoed in the forest.

L- (a la Tiffy) But I'm the main character! Let me have my moment.

Chapter 5

"I hear her." Said Hobbes.

L- Susie?

Faint echoing screams filled his ears. "What else?" Sphinx asked frantically. "The HORSE CATCHER." Hobbes said. Then, the sound of hooves started up again, but this time it was closer, the more the figure cleared the more it was obvious.

M- It was... Another horse. Aw man.

The clip clop sound came to a halt, and they knew who catched Tiffy.

M- Another... Horse?

L- UHHH, catched isn't a word!

"Help!" Tiffy's muffled screams made Willow grow tense. The figure who catched Tiffy was Hawkeye, and the rider on Hawkeye was Colossus's son, Whom the horses called Hades.

M- (a la Hades from Hercules) "Guys, relax... It's only halftime."

Chapter 6

"Hades!" Willow pounced on Hades and managed to make the horse catcher slip out of his hands. "DARN WOLVES!" Hades shouted. As Willow set Tiffy free, they rushed back, leaving Hobbes, Sphinx, and Phoenix behind to fight. "You go! I'll handle Hawkeye and Hades" Hobbes shouted.

1... 2... 3... 4... 5.. 6...