the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #1- END

Jonah Heston (H)

Joel Robinson (R)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

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Chapter 4: Back At HQ

L- This is one long ass chapter. Be prepared.

Eclipse was about to open another portal but Foxgirl pinned the black dog down. "Get OFF ME YOU FOX!"

H- Every single sentence has only proven to us more that Foxgirl doesn't have a cheetah half.

shouted Eclipse in fury. "What have you done with my friend?" Growled Foxgirl, obviously angry.

E- Well, obviously.

"I'll never tell." Eclipse growled back. But then Foxgirl remembered that Tigerwings had been trapped in the big gemstone. I-I-I forgot about her. Is she OK there? Foxgirl thought. As they entered the HQ, it had gems of all kinds scattered on the wall, two thrones for Peridot and Eclipse. The whole HQ was made of GEMS! "Wha-" Foxgirl said. "We decided to do a little redecorating, you have to admit it's an improvement"

R- (a la Peridot) "The bulletproof windows were so tacky."

Peridot laughed. "THIS ISN'T ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE AN IMPROVEMENT!" Foxgirl shouted at Peridot and Eclipse. "Oh, and we are thanking you for giving us your buddy, she is in our dungeons,

E- I love how a superhero HQ doesn't have a prison. It has a castle dungeon.

working for us. She made us watches." Eclipse said as she showed Foxgirl the glittering watch made out of moonstone. But only one of us is able to make watches unless- no TIGERWINGS!

L- (a la Eclipse) "Uh, yeah, that's what we just said..."

Foxgirl thought in pure horror. Just then, Tigerwings came out of the dungeons. "QUEEN ECLIPSE! THE ACID ISN'T WORKING!"

H- Explain.

E- When is the acid ever working?

Tigerwings shouted. "Queen?" Foxgirl asked. "Yes, kneel before queen Peridot and queen Eclipse." Queen Eclipse said. Foxgirl refused to kneel. "I am not kneeling for a not-queen. EVER!" Foxgirl said. "Shall we do it the old fashion way? Or are you running with your tail between your paws, HA! You can't even read my mind. Only Queen Eclipse knows who you are."

L- Critical hit! The underestimation makes Foxgirl remember that she can indeed read minds!

Queen Peridot said as she began to laugh. Ha! We are strays! That fox is a coward!

H- Sudden Death! Peridot thinks out of line and gives Foxgirl the ego that she needs!

"I AM NOT A COWARD!" shouted Foxgirl, I knew that there were more strays in this town. I just KNEW IT! "How-?" "I can read anyone's mind. You should know that STRAY!" Foxgirl shouted at the fake queens. "Fine, we are strays, but that doesn't mean we CHANGE OUR TITLE BACK TO A STRAY!" Eclipse shouted.

R- I don't think the term "title" is a way to describe it.

E- (a la fox in the picture) "Wazzup?"

"What do you mean stray dog?" asked Foxgirl, suspiciously. "I saw your childhood for all these years, you were a lone fox, in the grass, with no one at your side. Until a flying tiger came." Eclipse said.

E- My Oh my! A backstory!

"SO?" cried Foxgirl. "I saw the reason you saved those animals....." "Yeah? WHAT?" Foxgirl shouted. "You WERE a stray, little fox." Eclipse said.

L- This is all denied in the future books by the way.

L- TIGER JUMP SCARE!

abandoned." Foxgirl told Peridot.

H- They have said the same thing for each of them.

E- Tigerwings clearly didn't get the memo.

"OK. We are friends." Peridot cried.

R- (a la Peridot) "I decided that just now."

"You can't do it that easily, Peridot." Eclipse warned. "They may see our past and are like us, but that doesn't mean we can TRUST them." Eclipse said. "How foolish, Eclipse." Said Foxgirl. "You always trust. Here, take my paw and we can be family. Me and you Eclipse, and Tigerwings with Peridot."

R- What happened to the dinosaur?

H- I was so looking forward to a T-Rex.

Foxgirl said as she held out her paw. "I guess you are kind of friendly." Said Eclipse. And just like that, Peridot, Eclipse, Foxgirl, and Tigerwings all joined forces and saved all strays. But the adventure will continue. Find what happens next in Rescue Team Academy: Adventurous Tales Book 2!

THE END.

H- Yay!

E- Let's get outta here!

R- Uh, next book please!

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