the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Chapter 1

Joel Robinson (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Tom Servo (T)

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Chapter 1

"Wolfkit! Prunekit? Lilykit. ANY KIT?" Foxstar hollered at her crazy kits who were bounding and playing a game of chase in circles around their mother.

M- Hah! Little rascals.

Wolfkit skidded to a stop, only to get smacked in the face by the ground when her younger siblings bumped into her due to her surprising stop. "WOLFKIT!" Prunekit shouted at the top of his lungs. "SHHHHH PRUNEKIT! MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY. PRUNEKIT IS BEING A LOUD SNOUT!" Lilykit practically screamed.

T- So... What I'm gathering here is that they're loud.

C- Yep, no personality, just l o u d.

"Now all of you SHUSH." ordered Foxstar. All of the three kits gathered around their mother as she said, "Now time for a story. This one is abo- ''

C- Babysitting 101.

but was cut off by the deputy, Stripefang and her mate, the half blind warrior, Forbiddeneye. "Wow. Another story to try to calm your kits down AGAIN Foxstar?" Stripefang joked. "Ha ha. Very funny Stripefang." Foxstar meowed playfully at her friend. "Anyhoo, that is not the point.

M- (a la Stripefang) "The point is- you owe me 20 bucks."

The stupid Breezeclan members keep on placing random fox corpses on our territory. Shall I assign patrols?" Stripefang took out a stale dead fox.

C- STALE? They're gonna eat that?

"Oh, luckily, there is a gathering tonight. Also, yes. You shall assign patrols."

T- (a la Foxstar) "Clearly this happens all the time."

Foxstar sent Darthwing, her mate, to go handle the kits. Dathwing was very grouchy this morning. "WHY DO I GOTTA DO THE WORK?!" Shouted Darthwing sarcastically. Foxstar flinched. "Well, A) I'm your leader and B) I have to go handle the clan! It's hard work. If you were leader, you would be the same."

M- My question is... Does she use the parentheses in her sentence or-

Foxstar said before she trotted away. "Oh and one more thing. They are your kits too."

C- YEAH!

And with that, Foxstar bounded away. At the gathering, Foxstar hopped onto the Hollowclan rock. Patchstar and Splashstar did the same. But, Breezeclan did not arrive. "For where in Starclan IS Breezeclan?!" Growled Patchstar. "We might have three clans meeting tonight." Said Splashstar.

M- That whole paragraph just said nothing but "mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Clan mrmrmrmrmr Star mrmrmrmrmr Star."

"Why, how strange." Said Foxstar. "Some Breezeclan members have been leaving dead foxes on our territory. They must still be out there!" "Fear not, for I have seen the sights of Breezeclan. They are still alive." Said a handsome tabby tom.

T- I have the sudden urge to shout "Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"Firestar of Thunderclan!

C- Jeez, DON'T say hi.

For all due respect, why are you out here with us! This is a Gathering for only SAVANNAH clans! What brings you here?" Asked Foxstar. "Behold, I am Graystripe.

T- (chuckling) Okay, shut up, Graystripe.

For me and Forestar

M- That typo just changed the entire story!

C- Forestar- leader of GolfClan!

T- FORE!

has seen more than Breezeclan, we have seen rouges.

C- So... no Breezeclan.

I believe some of them have become kittypets." Said the Thunderclan deputy. "My! Does Starclan approve?" Lovestone asked.

C- (a la Firestar) "Does StarClan approve- OF COURSE STARCLAN APPROVES."

"No, maybe not. Ever since Breezeclan left the Savannah and rouges became kittypets, we have never seen more thunderstorms before." Firestar said. "Well, we should go home. Firestar, us Savannah clans will go to your forest clans, and discuss this in your fourtrees. Dismissed!" Foxstar said. "Okay, you can do this, Foxstar, stay calm." Foxstar then dozed off.

M- Right on the rock? That's not good leader etiquette.