(Crow is holding up a sign that says Wings of Flame in the Shortest Time we can Manage)
Crow- Hello! Good day! My name is Crow T. Robot, and me and my friends here- Joel, Lexsi, and Tom Servo, have made up a short little play honoring the story we're on today. The cast are as follows... Joel Robinson as Silverleaf... Tom Servo as Pinecone and Lunar... Me as Phoenix... And Lexsi Marinn as All The Other Guys. Enjoy.
(Joel enters with a green hat on, in blackened shades, holding an aide cane)
Joel- My Wolfy companion!
(Tom enters, clearly not a fan of his doggy attire)
Tom- Ruff ruff, Silleaf.
Crow- BOOM! BOOM!
(Crow enters with wings. Joel almost whacks him with the blindness cane, but misses)
Joel- Who is that?
(Joel touches Crow's face, trying to take his hand)
Crow- Hi, my name is Phoenix and I'm a professional trauma dumper!
(Tom enters with wings)
Tom- Fear not, little sister!
Joel- Hey, this person doesn't look sketchy at all!
T- I thought you were blin-
Joel- But I'm not blind to the power of...
ALL- FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS!
(Lexsi holds up a sign: Act Two)
Joel- Oh boy, Phoenix, I love being your friend.
Crow- My parents are unloyal! And why is company so hard?
Tom- DON'T YOU DO IT! DON'T YOU DO IT! (pops out of the ceiling) DON'T YOU DO IT! DON'T YOU DO IT!
(silence)
Joel- Oh... I don't like someone.
Crow- Reasonable.
Lexsi- BOOM BOOM! PSPSPSPSPSPSS!
(Joel pretends to be frightened and whacks Lexsi with the cane)
Lexsi- OH COME ON! Shit...
Joel- My secluded area has friends!
Crow- But Silverleaf, they were there this entire time!
Lexsi- Our names are-
BEEP BEEP!
Lexsi- Oh, come on, we got STORY SIGN!
Crow- ALREADY?
6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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