the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wings of Flame #1- Part 1

Today's riffers are...

Joel Robinson (J)

Gavin Martin (G)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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G- This one doesn't have any chapters, so...

C- Gavin!

T- COME ON!

J- Guys, go easy on her, she wasn't a good author, sure, but-

G- I think I'm a good author now.

Find the Pinewing stolen by two

This Pinewing is an heir, it's true

The Tigerwing wanting to avenge

C- ASSEMBLE!

J- Wrong fandom, buddy.

But watch out though, she seeks revenge.

The Spacewing who as a egg, wailed

The spiky horns and pale patterned scales.

The Willowwing and Nightwing hatch

In an arena battle, it's first match

The Seawing hatched the same night too

The remains of the egg in the warmest blue.

Mudwing that hatched by dawn,

Who lived to the name of Fawn.

Then the Rainwing raised with seawing scales,

With the venom so painful and the sharpest of tails.

Then with all the power you made,

Go to the mountain of Jade,

To find the smartest Nightwing

The answers he will sing

To find the princess who lifts the curse

In the forest deep as the planet's earth.

C- Well, Gav, you weren't a very experienced writer, but boy, could you rhyme!

DRACOPEDIA

Pinewings live in pinewood forests.

Most of them are green, or brown.

The Pinewings are

named after leaves, a type of metal. Or trees.

PineWings can be born with animus blood.

Pinewings have leafspeak

T- (Echo) Hello! Lo... Lo... looo...

One day a Pinewing named Silverleaf was wandering around in her cottage in her village. It was almost dawn, and she was waiting for it to turn at 5:30, because she had to meet a special dragon... it started like this...

It was 5:30 AM

J- (a la Silver leaf) "I'm late for my pedicure!"

and it was time for Silverleaf to go on her secret walk in the forest. She looked around to make sure no one was looking, and she slipped out the door.

She flew over the forest's canopy, and was looking for a bit of white on a tree (no, it wasn't snow, she just never knew)

T- I have a few ideas!