Today's riffers are...
Joel Robinson (J)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
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L- This one doesn't have any chapters, so...
C- LEXSI!
T- COME ON!
J- Guys, go easy on her, she wasn't a good author, sure, but-
L- I think I'm a good author now.
Find the Pinewing stolen by two
This Pinewing is an heir, it's true
The Tigerwing wanting to avenge
C- ASSEMBLE!
J- Wrong fandom, buddy.
But watch out though, she seeks revenge.
The Spacewing who as a egg, wailed
The spiky horns and pale patterned scales.
The Willowwing and Nightwing hatch
In an arena battle, it's first match
The Seawing hatched the same night too
The remains of the egg in the warmest blue.
Mudwing that hatched by dawn,
Who lived to the name of Fawn.
Then the Rainwing raised with seawing scales,
With the venom so painful and the sharpest of tails.
Then with all the power you made,
Go to the mountain of Jade,
To find the smartest Nightwing
The answers he will sing
To find the princess who lifts the curse
In the forest deep as the planet's earth.
C- Well, Lex, you weren't a very experienced writer, but boy, could you rhyme!
DRACOPEDIA
Pinewings live in pinewood forests.
Most of them are green, or brown.
The Pinewings are
named after leaves, a type of metal. Or trees.
PineWings can be born with animus blood.
Pinewings have leafspeak
T- (Echo) Hello! Lo... Lo... looo...
One day a Pinewing named Silverleaf was wandering around in her cottage in her village. It was almost dawn, and she was waiting for it to turn at 5:30, because she had to meet a special dragon... it started like this...
It was 5:30 AM
J- (a la Silver leaf) "I'm late for my pedicure!"
and it was time for Silverleaf to go on her secret walk in the forest. She looked around to make sure no one was looking, and she slipped out the door.
She flew over the forest's canopy, and was looking for a bit of white on a tree (no, it wasn't snow, she just never knew)
T- I have a few ideas!
L- Tom, that is disgusting.
and it had just a gap big enough for Silverleaf to fit through. And there it was! She tucked in her wings, and dove into the trees. Finally, she got down, sank her claws into the soil, and sighed heavily. She was relieved to be in her little quiet place. "Lunar! Here girl!" she called softly. Silence. Then she heard a noise: pad pad pad pad went little paws,
C- Sigh, sigh, sigh went little readers
J- Bang, bang, bang went little heads
T- Shut, right, up went little mouths
and out came a wolf! "Hey Lunar! How are you doing, girl?" Lunar barked, and to Silverleaf, she could just make out that she said, "Good! How 'bout you, Silleaf?" Silverleaf was still trying to learn what series of barks Lunar would use to say Silverleaf's name. So it just sounded like Silleaf.
T- (a la Lunar) "That's BS, this is how I get cookies."
They wandered through the forest, when suddenly, a ruckus arose from across the small ocean. Lunar bolted away and her moon necklace that Silverleaf had given her after they had met jingling in tune of her running. Pad, cling, pad, cling it went.
L- I'm, tired, so, tired I went
C- I smell a song!
Silverleaf investigated the noise, and she saw another island! It was in the shape of a big cat. She had seen bobcats around the forest, but never this thing. She was curious, so she flew onto the island, and out popped a new dragon!
T- Sorry, how do you live on a really small island for your entire life, and then JUST notice another one right next to it? It's so close to... Nevermind.
It wasn't anything like a Pinewing, she could see, and she heard wingbeats coming from behind her.
T- No, I don't think she sees ANYTHING.
Pinecone! Hallelujah! He landed behind her and asked in a low voice, "Do you know this dragon?" "No." she answered. Who is this dragon, or really what is this dragon is the question she wondered to herself. Suddenly, the strange dragon's face softened probably when she saw that Silverleaf was shrinking and hunkering into her big brother.
J- (a la Pinecone) "You wimp, get over here."
"It is alright. My name is Phoenix." said the dragon. Silverleaf looked at her brother, and he nodded. "I will say make this piece of grass-'' Silverleaf whispered. "And I will say, a beautiful necklace in the shape of the mythical phoenix-''
C- WOAH! I think we skipped a few pages here.
T- Nope! I think it's universal in these worlds to become friends with someone you don't know right away!
Pinecone added, before Silverleaf finished his sentence: "that no one but Phoenix, Silverleaf and Pinecone can see." They put it all together with Silverleaf picking up a blade of grass and whispering to it, Silverleaf said, "Make this piece of grass" and Pinecone adding, "a beautiful necklace in the shape of the mythical phoenix" and Silverleaf finishing off with, "that no one but Phoenix, Silverleaf, and Pinecone can see." and instantly, a blade of grass swirled up and turned into a necklace and the picture in the middle was a phoenix! "Cool... WAIT! YOU'RE AN ACTUAL ANIMUS?! BOTH OF YOU?" Phoenix exclaimed. Pinecone looked around frantically and shushed Phoenix. "It is a SECRET! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
(Joel cracks up)
T- I think Joel is broken.
J- They... They just... They just told a secret to someone they just met...
"Okay. I'm good at keeping secrets! Oh! By the way, I am a Tigerwing." Phoenix explained.
DRACOPEDIA
They live in the land of Nala, a cat shaped island.
L- Ah yes, that picture is an accurate description of a black and orange striped dragon.
Tigerwings are named after fiery things, patterns, or even terrains and biomes.
Animus genes only run in Tigerwing blood that is part Mudwing or Seawing.
Tigerwings have night vision, retractable claws, shield wings, and strength.
"Friends?" Pinecone and Silverleaf asked. "Some might say secret best friends!" the Tigerwing exclaimed.
(ALL giggle like schoolgirls)
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