the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGATR- Chapter 1

Mike Nelson (M)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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M- Hello, Lexsi.

L- Hey, Mike.

The Horse Gallopers: Are They Ready?

M- Ooh, nice reference!

Chapter One

It was that time of year, where the leaves fall, the grass lightens.

L- FALL!

THIS is the first fall

L- YEAHHHH!

ever since they first arrived at the stables.

M- Don't be dramatic, it's been two falls.

It had been an adventurous summer! Out on the horizon, there was Tiffy. Having a private day with her mom, Luna. Colt was the horse today helping Blaze go get some food supply with Wendy.

M- They only eat grass... Is this a call about deforestation?!

Ever since the other animals arrived, Tiffy has made friends with all of them. But her favorite one is Willow.

M- The one that threatened to eat her. Makes sense.

L- WAIT A SECOND!

That pup was as fun as her. It has been a month since Tiffy was born.

L- TIFFY IS A GUY!

M- Well, she's the main character, Lexsi. She has to be a girl.

L- Oh, right.

And yet she knew how to gallop all on her own. Luna and Colt always have thought that Tiffy was a strange foal. For they never revealed what they thought. Glisten claimed that she had magic flowing in her veins.

L- Of course Glisten would think that.

Wendy denied that Tiffy had magic. "It's never like that." She said, And so, Colt and Luna just settled on how Tiffy was. But they never treated her differently. They loved Tiffy. "Hi. Wanna talk?" Willow asked. "Hi. Yeah, I can talk." Tiffy said that afternoon.

M- (a la Tiffy) "I finally decided that speech issues are too hard to keep up with."

"You know, I don't think you would respect this but, you are strange." Willow said. "I know, I learned how to gallop on my own, and I am really good at defending myself. I don't know why, but, ever since I met you, Willow, I feel kind of like I am a..." "Wolf? Yeah that is what I thought." Willow said.

L- Influencers! This is your effect on children!

"But LOOK at me! Do I look like a wolf to you???" Tiffy said. "I can't believe it. I don't WANNA be a wolf. I wanna train to be a Horse Galloper. Like my mommy and daddy." Tiffy stomped her hoof on the ground. "Hey, I agree. Well, I might have a solution." Said Willow. "Remember when we first met, I bit you?" Willow pointed to a rash on Tiffy's coat.

M and L- HEY! That never happened!

"Yeah. But I am not someone like spiderman. I think..." Tiffy paused. "I think when I was a newborn, I saw you move like a wolf, act like a wolf, and... I got so much wolf knowledge by just looking at you. I must have got..." Tiffy stopped, tears filled her eyes. "W-wolf c-courage."

M- That's something you can get?

Tiffy tried to get a hold of herself. "Well, I think I'll get the courage to take that first step, I- Tiffy I am so sorry..." Willow howled at the moon, and Tiffy followed and howled too. "I don't know, I- I...." Tiffy said. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!" Tiffy sobbed, galloping as fast as a cheetah down the hill they were on.

L- She's got Cheetah Courage as well!

"TIFFY! THE STABLES IS THIS WAY!" Willow shouted. "I DON'T CARE!" Tiffy was soon out of sight.