the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #2- Host Segment

(Crow and Joel are hovered over Tom)

Crow: MIKE! MIKE!

Mike: What?! WHAT?!

Crow: TOM'S DYING! (obnoxious sobbing) TOM'S DYING!

Mike: TOM SERVO, NO!

Magic Voice: Tom Servo has been bitten by a space rat.

(Tom coughs)

Joel: He has a fever, too!

Crow: JOEL, GET SOME HUMAN MEDICINE FOR OUR FRIEND TOM SERVO!

Joel: MIKE, GET SOME HUMAN MEDICINE FOR OUR FRIEND TOM SERVO!

Magic Voice: Who could've done this to our friend Tom Servo?!

Mike: Who... Indeed?

Joel: And I was just about to give Mike a cookie for helping me out while that machine was on...

(zoom in on Mike)

Mike: (to camera) I've made a mistake...

BEEP! BEEP!

Joel: MAGIC VOICE, GET GYPSY TO CARE FOR HIM! WE GOT MUSICAL SIGN!

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