the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #5?- Chapters 1, 2

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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PROLOGUE:

Little cubs and kits,

Will have the evil visit

With their parents gone

They must move on

The fog storm has not happened yet,

T- Yeah, no crap. We're WAITING!

It will form tomorrow if you bet

Now they will try to fall asleep,

But they will fall in a volcano, deep.

The prophecy of the 2nd rescue team.

C- 2nd? What a downgrade.

CHAPTER 1:

BUILD SITE,

PRESENT.

"A LITTLE LEFT HUNTER!" shouted Tigerflight as Hunter, the little baby Allosaurus was flying as a Pteranodon

C- PUH-TEH-RA-N-DO-N.

and was holding a piece of wood in his claws. He moved a little left as Tigerflight had ordered. "NO NO! NOW A LITTLE RIGHT! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!?" Tigerflight shouted as she used her eagle wings and flew where Hunter was hovering. "We've been at this all day. Maybe I should tell them to take a break. GUYS! TAKE 5! HAVE A BREAK AFTER YOU PLACE THAT PIECE OF WOOD! THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE OK?" shouted to her fellow team mates.

H- Who shouted to her fellow teammates?

T- I love mystery novels!

"Hallelujah! I thought we were going to work all night too!" joked Sapphire.

H- Hallelujah... Hallelujah...

C- I can never spell that word for my life.

T- Makes sense how you were created by Joel.

C- You too, wise guy.

After Tigerflight lowered the wood down to its correct place, she landed and collapsed. "WHEW! Wow, I've never had to work that hard in my life! I mean, I am the technician, and I work a lot, but WHEW! Oh my goodness." painted

E- Aw, she's creative too!

Tigerflight.

CHAPTER 2

TIGERFLIGHT'S OFFICE/HER BUILDING ROOM

PRESENT

"How is my new Leader mobile going, Tigerflight?" Alaska asked. "It just finished!" Tigerflight smiled as they looked up at the Leader Mobile 0.2, a large vehicle shaped like Alaska, but the vehicle was one with LEGS! Not wheels!

T- Imagine opening up your hot wheels toy and you see this.

"And I give you... THE TIGER MOBILE 0.2!" Tigerflight shouted as they looked up at a vehicle similar to Alaska's, but it looked like Tigerflight!

E- I feel so bad- they're using up all the two's!

Wings, no wheels, everything! Even the tail! "And, the Dino mobile 0.2!"

C- I wonder what happened to the other 0.8.

They all looked up at the huge, life like, Hunter! "What about ours?" asked Sapphire, Garnet, Time, Dawn, Spinel, Table-turn, Luna, and Sardonyx.

E- At the same time?

"All the gem-cats, here is the GEMSTONE!" They all looked at a cat shaped vehicle made of their gems! "Why are they parts of gems?" Asked a curious Spinel. "You press a button on the topaz part, then, you all get your OWN vehicles!" Said Tigerflight as she pressed the button on the topaz, then the Spinel, Garnet, Sapphire, and Sardonyx parts ALL broke off into their OWN vehicles! "Same as the GEMSTONE, all of the dogs, you get the HOWL!"

C- Oh, of course.

They all saw the vehicle in the shape of the dog. They all broke off into the parts as they pressed the star button! Then, the moon, sun, and clock side all broke off into the separate vehicles! "WHOA!" everyone said, admiring all the different vehicles. "Listen, I put a lot of effort and time into these, so PLEASE I BEG YOU don't break these."

H- (mockingly) "dOn'T bReAk tHeSe"

said Tigerflight, exhausted. "Don't worry Tigerflight, I can put a forever shield on the vehicles." said Alaska calmly. "OH that would be AMAZING! Thanks Alaska!" said Tigerflight as she landed. "Hey, that's what friends are for, right?" shrugged Alaska. Then she murmured under her breath, and then, something bright descended on each vehicle. Then a light shield appeared and disappeared.

T- You know, this reminds me of that game "portal."

"All right, the spell is on them! They will forever be protected Tigerflight!" said Alaska excitedly. "And mine?" Asked Table-turn. "Sure!" Said Alaska.

H- So what's it gonna be? The ERRR? The Chair Squeak? The puzzle Piece?

WEEEE OOOO OOO! Sounded the alarm of the new base. "RTA! INTO THE VEHICLES!" Alaska ordered.

E- Guess we'll never know.