the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #5- 5-END

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Jonah Heston (J)

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CHAPTER 5

JUNGLE OCEANA

PRESENT

"Hey, can I see Tiggii please?" Asked Alpha. "Mequinch?" Asked a tiger with orange stripes with black around the stripes.

E- Mequinch? Where are we, middle school French?

"Tiggii." "Omasikah, mesu Tiggii." Said the tiger.

C- I love miso soup.

T- Yeah, well, so does Lexsi. You're not special.

"Can any of you speak english, Tiggii?" "Yes." Said the tiger. Apparently he was Tiggii. "Give me my destiny mark. STAT!" Shouted Alpha as Tiggii felt her forehead. "Ah. You are Luna, yes? I think you met my niece." "Yes. I met Tigerflight AND Tigerwings. Do you have a kid? And I am ALPHA now."

J- Wow, stop! You're going through all the conversation points before he's even started!

"Yes. My Tigerrose gave birth to Tigerice a few years ago. She has my power. Tigerice!" Tiggi called to a tiger with icy-blue stripes. Tigerice felt Alpha's forehead. And then Tigerice got paint. She swiftly did soft strokes. "Look, you may." Tigerice said calmly as she held up a mirror made of obsidian.

E- Not the broken English... Come on...

Alpha saw a mark on her head. It was a skull with a moon behind it. The skull had a crown. Yeah? What is that supposed to mean, FELINE?!"

T- Awww... Just like Tigerwings!

Alpha asked, harshley. "Your destiny is that you are meant to be a villain, the queen villain on the moon. You were meant to be that. And you are meant to be queen Alpha." Said Tigerice as Alpha ran to her portal. And then got sent to the moon. Mother, get YOUR mark. Alpha thought.

J- (licks lips)

CHAPTER 6

THE MOON

PRESENT

"Is she back? I hear the porta- AHHHHH! Who are you?!" Asked Eclipse in horror as she looked at Alpha. "Get down!" Alpha said as she shoved her mom into the portal to Jungle Oceana. Eclipse got back just in time to see her daughter in her castle.

(Jonah breathes heavily)

"Peridot! Evacuate!" Eclipse shouted. But Peridot was trapped in a moon-like chain. "Luna, what happened?!" "I got my mark at that dumb Jungle Oceana, my destiny is to be a villain queen on the moon. Kneel before Queen Alpha." Queen Alpha demanded. But Eclipse was gone. She and Peridot used her portal to the new HQ. Hah! She is useless! I have my own people! Alpha thought as she lifted some moonstone and made dogs out of it. "Rise, be alive, and never be alone. Rise! To the skies! And make you queen a home!"

E- NOT ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER! No....

Alpha sang. "Alpha! Alpha!" Shouted the stone dogs as they were alive. "Moonstone, come. You are my helper." Queen Alpha demanded a dog

C- Just like Eclipse! See how it all neatly ties together?

with a lavender stroke on her rocky skin. Luna was inside the evil body. She wanted to hop out. She managed to become a spirit as she got out of the evil body. Alpha was still alive. "Well, if I have to go to being alive again, someone has to die or I have to be Alpha."

J- Population control-core!

Groaned Luna. She saw her friends and sent a mind message to Alaska. Use your heat vision Alaska! I jumped out of my Alpha body and you need to sacrifice someone or I go being evil! She thought. "People, turn on your heat vision.

T- Hear that, Emily? Turn on your heat vision.

E- Uh... BRRR?

Luna jumped out of Alpha." Alaska said as everybody turned on their heat vision. "Guys, someone has to be sacrificed in order for me to live." Luna said. Everybody said no until Sardonyx and Peridot. They looked at each other. "I will." Peridot said. "NO!" Sardonyx and Spinel yelled as their mother was dead and was in the ghost world.

E- Details? Where are you?

Luna was back.

CHAPTER 7

PERIDOT'S FUNERAL

ONE DAY LATER

"Today I would like to say that my sister did a very good thing for Luna. She sacrificed herself. Luna deserved it." Lapis Lazuli said in sobbing.

J- So it just came out like (makes ugly sobbing sounds)

"And I am her little sister. I really loved the risks and stories she told. She did something for the RTA. She put us together by breaking apart.

C- Just like Veruca Salt!

And now, her and my mother will like to say something. She just came from Jungle Oceana with my father." "Thank you. I would like to say that you have been very supportive for Peridot and her home, the RTA. My husband and I would share her childhood." Sniffled Amethyst. Jasper then walked to tell the tale. "The storm 16 years ago was the storm that Peridot was born in.

E- That's a... Really young mom.

10 years later, Lapis Lazuli was born. Then, the mega Eclipse happened. We were sucked into the moon. Peridot's formal name was Gemlight. And Lapis Lazuli's was Droplet. I am Jasper, also Orangeeye, and this is Amethyst, Purplerose." Jasper sobbed. Then, Spinel and Sardonyx walked in. "We are the daughters of Peridot. I am Sardonyx, also Orangegem. This is my little sister, Spinel, also Pinkheart." Sardonyx said in a sobbing voice.

J- Where are we, Warrior cats? Be creative.

"We always thought what it would be like when our mom was dead. But we found the home we are meant in: RTA." Spinel explained.

T- We need even more details. How do you sleep at night, Spinel?

"Tigerice?" Spinel asked. "I saw Peridot's destiny before the funeral. Her destiny was to be the gem queen. But I looked further. The mark was a cat face with a crown, with the RTA logo in the back." Tigerice said. "I looked at Sardonyx and Spinel. Spinel was a cat with a sword behind her. That means that she will be a star warrior and maybe have a bit of evil in her.

C- (a la Tigerice) "You know, no big deal or whatever."

Sardonyx was RTA." "Lastly, me and Garnet will like to send a prayer to her in the ghost world. Everybody kneel." Sapphire stepped in. "Please have our thanks sent to you, the ups and downs will always do..." Everybody prayed.

E- (groaning) NOT ANOTHER POEM!

After, All the kds followed Luna to Peridot's grave. Which was made and carved out of Peridot gems. The reading on her tombstone said: Peridot Gemstone/Gemlight Gemstone: 2004-2020. RTA member. May she rest in peace. Her message: Be the one with your team. Is that a clue?

J- The entire story would tell me yes.

THE END!

C- No pictures this time!

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