the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Spirits Awaken- Chapters 3&4

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Tom Servo (T)

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CHAPTER 3

THE FOREST

PRESENT

The voice paused, and out came a person similar to Master Quinchi, but he had a black robe. "You are right, Nora. It's Apeni." Apeni said. He whistled, and out came a slithering snake. It's Apeni's spirit animal...

T- He wears black AND owns a snake? Is he the villain?!

Nora thought. VENOM... "Venom, ATTACK!" Appeni signaled Venom to do the illusions. (Snakes in the ACADEMY are illusion types.)

J- I wanna do the illusions, too!

Jade stood up to Venom, and jumped without Nora even signaling Jade to. "JADE!"

(the three riffers hold up signs with varied numbers- 7, 8, 10)

J- And they're off!

Nora hopped onto Jade's back, and they started FLYING. "You know how to FLY that thing?"

T- Shocking!

J- Mind-numbing!

M- Exciting!

Appeni asked. Venom and Appeni were shocked, before the bad guys returned to the forest, Jade managed to scratch a deadly wound on Venom AND Appeni. "Nice job, Jade." Nora said. As they returned to the Academy, Jade yipped. "What?" Nora asked. Then she realized. Master Quinchi had a dirty look on his face

T- WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH-

M- Okay, no, we are not doing that, stop it.

as he walked toward Nora and Jade. "Nora, Jade..." He sighed "Come to my office."

ALL- UH OH!

CHAPTER 4

MASTER QUINCHI'S OFFICE

PRESENT

"SO, Nora. What happened?" Master Quinchi asked with a stern look. "I saw Chloe, and I wasn't paying attention so me and Jade fell and found Appeni! And the-" "YOU FACED APPENI?!" Master Quinchi shouted. "Umm, yes?" Nora said. "What happened next?!" "Well, I, um. Well, Jade jumped onto Venom, and I hopped onto Jade's back and we were flying! And, before Appeni and Venom could go back into the woods, Jade put a deadly wound on BOTH of them! At that time, we went back here." Nora said. "Nora..." Master Quinchi sighed. "Never face Appeni again.

J- (a la Master Quinchi) "...I'm kind of a wimp compared to you..."

For you don't know what he can do.... You can fight him with help. He has as much power as me..." Master Quinchi looked teary. "Woah, Master Quinchi. What happened?" "He is... My brother." Master Quinchi sighed heavily.

M- AND THAT'S THE PLOT OF THE NEXT BOOK, EVERYBODY!

J- THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!

T- KUDOS! KUDOS!

"Your secret is safe with me." Nora said. "You are dismissed." Master Quinchi said. "NORA! Why were you in the OFFICE?" Lex shouted from across the hallway, holding little Indigo. "Yes, I got in trouble for... how do I say this? Facing Appeni?" Nora tried to cheer Lex up with a forced smile. "WOW! AND YOU SURVIVED?" Lex stood there, shocked.

T- I don't think Lex's name should've survived. BURN!

M- We're on chapter four, do you really need to be so salty about a name?

"Yeah! I can't believe it myself he just... left!" Nora said. Lex gave her a I know that is not the whole story look. "Oh fine!" Nora said. Nora told her the horror story about the forest and her flight, the battle and Chloe.

J- I love the fact how we never even met Chloe, we just saw her once.

"Woah." Lex said. "Lexsa, Nora." Master Quinchi said. "Come with me."

ALL- UH OH!

T- Let's take a break, boys.

J- Agreed.

M- Aye.

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