the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGAT- Host Segment

(Jonah and Lexsi are both huddled over a computer)

Mike: Hey, guys, whatcha doing?

Lexsi: Jonah found an online quiz to see what Colossus would name us.

(Emily enters)

(Jonah suddenly is in the zone, and starts typing furiously)

Lexsi: Now he's filling out his appearance in excruciating detail.

Emily: Aww... He's always been so sensitive. (mockingly)

Jonah: Shut up. Shut up.

(Lexsi looks at the screen)

Lexsi: You are not 7 feet tall.

Jonah: Well, it's close enough!

(he finishes filling out that one question, then scrolls down, types others)

Emily: How many questions are there?

Lexsi: 5.

(Jonah finishes and looks at the result)

Jonah: "Treewalker." Huh. Poetic, in a way.

Lexsi: alright, my turn.

(She undoes the quiz, and fills out her own information)

Jonah: Well, you're a writer, talk about your looks.

(Lexsi types for a bit and moves on)

Jonah: "Knock on my door and see me yourself, coward"?

Lexsi: You never know.

(She reads the result)

Lexsi: "Sleepless". Makes sense.

Emily: Okay, now I wanna try.

Lexsi: Be my gue-

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

Emily: "MOTHERCRABBER?!"

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