the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

WC #4- WHOLE THING.

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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L- Joel? Tom? Crow? Anybody? Gypsy?

L- George, you aren't actually making me riff by myself...

L- That silence tells me yes.

ICECLAN MEMBERS!

LEADER:

Bearstar: A handsome brownish tom

DEPUTY:

Lunarheart: A pure white she-cat with pinkish eyes

MEDIC:

Wintersnow: A white she-cat

L- Suddenly, a medicine cat appears.

WARRIORS:

Polarpelt: A white tom with brown highlights.

Cutclaw: A cream tom

Moonflight: Blue-gray she-cat

APPRENTICES:

Flakepaw: A white tom with gray speckles

Glacierpaw: A blueish gray she-cat with purple-green eyes.

QUEENS:

Nighttail: A tuxedo she-cat with gray freckles around her muzzle.

KITS:

Zanekit: A black and brown tom

Asherkit: A black and brown she-cat

L- Oh, ABOUT TIME!

HOLLOWCLAN

LEADER:

Lilystar: A gray-white she-cat with furry paws

DEPUTY:

Trunknose: A furry dark brown tom

MEDIC:

Squirrellight: A dark brown she-cat with a flower pinned to her fur

L- Some cool tailors they have in the forest.

WARRIORS:

Prunefoot: A partly black tom

Snowstorm: grey tom

Sunshinesky: blonde-white she-cat.

Hollowsong: A gray-orange she-cat

APPRENTICES:

None

QUEENS:

Howlingpelt: Brown-black she-cat

Wolftail: A dark grey she-cat with tufted paws

Calicostripe: A calico she-cat with striped paws

FOX PACK

L- OH COME ON, THEY ARE NOT INTRODUCING A FOX PACK.

ALPHA:

Rookie: An orange fox

BETA:

Brook: A black she-fox

HEALER:

Grudge: A reddish-white fox

WARRIORS:

Stone: Gray fox

Ripple: A burning red she-fox

Wind: A white she-fox

Fawn: A pale orange she-fox

Bramble: A gray fox with black paws