the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

HGAT- Chapters 3-END

Jonah Heston (J)

Mike Nelson (M)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

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E- "Mothercrabber", huh?

J- You make a joke once and you get haunted by it the rest of your life.

Chapter 3

"Hawkeye! I KNEW IT! He has been planning this attack all along! And- wait, is that an American Quarter foal on one of his horse's back?" Asked Luna.

E- (gasps) Someone knows their horses!

"Oh, my! That's-

M- Carol!

wait, never mind.

M- Not Carol.

We MUST save her." Autumn said. "HORSE GALLOPERS: GO!" Demanded Wendy as she mounted the chariot pulled by Autumn. "Help! Please!" Shouted the mysterious captured foal. "SHUSH, YOU FOAL! DON'T YOU SEE? I AM ABOUT TO BEAT THE- wait, what is their name again? It was- oh right- THE HORSE GALLOPERS?!"

L- (furiously) HA. HA. HA.

J- Comedic effect, my friends. Comedic effect.

Hawkeye said as the captured foal was struggling to break free from Hawkeye's grasp.

M- He's a horse.

"STOP! RELEASE THAT FOAL AT ONCE!" Wendy said with Autumn about to run again. "Says who?" Hawkeye neighed. "Says the leader of the HORSE GALLOPERS!" Wendy shouted. "Yes? And what is your so- called- chariot puller's name?" "WINDBURST!" Shouted Autumn. I'm Illusions, and my mom is Windburst. Cool...

L- I think Mike would be "Blondebacker."

M- That's a mouthful.

Luna thought. Wendy came over and whispered in all the foals and colts ears,

E- "Talk about your names next."

"Guys, go rescue the foal. The rest of us will try to fight off and distract the rest." "Yes ma'am." all the foals and colts whispered. "But do it on MY COUNT." Wendy added. "Yes ma'am." the foals whispered again. "NOW!" Shouted Wendy. Luna, or Illusions, ran toward Hawkeye. "HELP!" Shouted the foal. Illusions and Blacksmith bucked the horses following Hawkeye. Lavabender gave Skyfall a signal, and Skyfall took a long jump and used her mouth to grab the foal and took off.

L- She's not a tiger cub, idiots.

"What is your name?" Asked Skyfall. "S-Sunsdalle..." Groaned the foal. "I know her actual name..." Windbreaker said. "Skylar. Illusions, she is your younger sister.

J- WHAT A TWIST!

Skylar, I'm here. Like I promised..." Said the bold but fierce mother.

E- (a la Autumn) "HISSSS! SKYLAR! ILLUSIONS, SHE IS YOUR YOUNGER SISTER!"

Chapter 4

"That foal was your sister? Cool..." Sphinx said, eating delicious hay. "I know, but SHE would get more attention!" Luna said. "Who cares about attention! You can have all of mine." Colt said sheepishly as Luna blushed.

J- Ah... When loving lovers love.

"CAN YOU IMAGINE HER AS MY SISTER?! SHE IS FRIENDS WITH HURRICANE AND THE OTHERS!"